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aik bacha golee nahi kha raha tha to uss kee ammi nay ussay kailay main band karkay dee aur kaha""BAITA KAILA KHA LO"" to jub uss nai kaila khaya to maa nai poocha ""KAILA KAH LIA"" to uss nai kaha""HAAN KAILA KHA KIA LIKIN HADDI PHANK DEE"".

Hijr Ki Shab Mein Qaid Karay Ya Subha Visaal Mein Rakhay
Acha Mola ! Teri Marzi Tu Jis Haal Mein Rakhay

Khail Ye Kaisa Khail Rahee Hai Dil Se Teri Mohabbat
Ik Pal Sarshari De aur DinoN Malaal Mein Rakhay

Mein Ne Saari Khushboain aanchal Se Baandh Ke Rakheen
Shaayad In Ka Zikr TU apnay Ksi Sawaal Mein Rakhay

Ksi Se Tere aanay Ki Sargoshi Ko Suntay Hee
Mein Ne Kitnay Phool Chunay aur apni Shaal Mein Rakhay

Mushkil Bun Kar Toot Padi Hai Dil Per Ye Tanhai
aB Jaanay Ye Kub Tak Isko apnay Jaal Mein Rakhay...!

two kids were boasting about their dads valuables, one said ""meray abu ka to itna bara ground hay kay oos kay aik konay say doosray koonay tak jaanay kay liyay humay jahaz chahiyay hota hay"".. doosray nay kaha ""acha meray abu kay pass itna bara danda hay kay jab barish nahi hoti to log abu say kehtay hain kay aap danda mar kay badal hilaain to paani barsay ga"" pehlay nay kaha ""to yaar tumharay abu yeh danda rakhtay kahan hain""
doosra bola ""tumharay abu kay lawn may""

hamesha dair kar deta hun main

zaruri bat kahni ho
koi wada nibhana ho
usay awaz deni ho
usay wapas bulana ho
hamesha dair kar deta hun main

madad karni ho uski
yar ki dharas bandhana ho
bahut dairina raston par
kisi se milne jana ho
hamesha dair kar deta hun main

badalte mausamon ki sair main
dil ko lagana ho
kisi ko yad rakhna ho
kisi ko bhool jana ho
hamesha dair kar deta hun main

kisi ko maut se pahle
kisi gam se bachna ho
haqiqat aur thi kuch
us ko ja k ye batana ho

hamesha dair kar deta hun main...!

ONE DAY SOME ONE WAS SITTING ON THE CAIR AND HE WAS EATING EGG SO MEAN WHILE ANOTHER BODY WANNTED TO CROSS AND ASKED THAT WHY ARE SITTING ON THE CHAIR ,EATING
THE EGG HE IMMEDIATLLY ANSWERED,SHOULD I SET ON THE EGG AND EAT THE CHAIR????
HHHHHAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHAAAAAA

Tumhare khat main naya ek salam kis ka tha
na tha raqeeb to akhir wo naam kis ka tha

Wo qatl kar ke har kisi se puchte hain
ye kaam kis ne kiya hai ye kaam kis ka tha

Wafa karenge nibhayenge baat manein ge
tumhen bhi yaad hai kuch ye kalam kis ka tha

Raha na dil main wo be-dard aur dard raha
muqeem kaun hua hai maqam kis ka tha

Na pooch pach thi kisi ki na aao bhagat
tumhari bazm main kal ehtamam kis ka tha

Guzar gaya wo zamana kahen to kis se kahen
khayal mere dil ko subah o sham kis ka tha

Har ek se kahte hain kya Daagh bewafa nikla
ye puche in se koi wo ghulam kis ka tha...!