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Anmol Rubab

Sardar And Sardarni

one sardarni says to her lover sardar:
when we get engaged will u give me a RING.
sardar says:
yes darling sure! tell me ur phone number

· 1 Like · Apr 26, 2015 at 15:04
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Najam Ali Khan

Shair O Shayeri

Teri yaad mein hum ne pencil uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko darane ke kaam aayi...

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo FAIR & LOVELY mila.

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano...Shhhsss...KOI Hai se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

aap k aba ne aap ko kat lia yeh in ka junoon hai , aap chah kar bhi kuch na kar paye q k aap ki ragoon mein un ka khoon hai.

MaT cHeR kIsI hAsEeNa Ko KaBaR kA aZaB hOgA,eK DiN tU bHi KiSi HaSeEnA kA BaAp HoGa;);););););););););)

AAG LAGANE KI BAAT KARTE HO,DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA, TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO.

haaati ne kaha hatni ki qabar per,sadke jaooon teri patli kamar par.

Itnay dinon say jalanay naheen aaya ,Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay naheen aaya ,Kehta tha saath jeyengay saath marayngay ,Ab rooth gai hoon to ullo ka patha mananay bhi naheen aaya

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala,.Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi,

ishq karne waloon k bhi anokhey khel hote hain jab result aata hai tu sare AASHIQ fail hote hain.

umr kat gayi zikr kartey hue tumhara ,ghain se ghobara,fe se favware.

When u need ADVICE call me,when u need FRD msg me when u need help e-mail me when u need MONEY the number u dailed is not responding plz --DON--T TRY AGAIN






· 1 Like · Apr 26, 2015 at 01:04
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Moiz Malik

Two Lovers

Two lovers plan to suicide , boy jumped first from the hill, say LOVE IS LIFE, girl behind him came back from the hill, saying LOVE IS BLIND, boy in the air opened his parachute saying LOVE NEVER DIES

· -3 Like · Apr 25, 2015 at 10:04
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Amnah Khan

Mazhiya Shaiyari...



I am a girl, why not a boy? I play with books and study about toys. I fly on the earth and walk in the sky. Yesterday night,I saw a sun. In the morning,I ate a gun. I am beautiful but seems ugly, all my friends call me lovely. My friend--s name is Bina, I call her Tina. I know English but in Urdu, I met a Christian but he was a Hindu.

· 1 Like · Apr 23, 2015 at 21:04
Category: love
 
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Fozia Iqbal

I Love You....... !

I like you.... I love you.... I can--t go any where without you ... you r the best .........oh my
lovely ........... shoes......

· 1 Like · Apr 21, 2015 at 21:04
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Safia Saeed

I Love You....... !

I like you.... I love you.... I can--t go any where without you ... you r the best .........oh my
lovely ........... shoes......

· 1 Like · Apr 21, 2015 at 16:04
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Daud Bhatti

I Love You....... !

I like you.... I love you.... I can--t go any where without you ... you r the best .........oh my
lovely ........... shoes......

· 1 Like · Apr 21, 2015 at 11:04
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Akram Rahi

Uk











The Englishman--s wife steps up to the first tee. As
she bends over to place her ball, a gust of wind blows
her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

Good God, woman! Why aren--t you wearing any
knickers? her husband demanded.

Well, you don--t give me enough housekeeping money
to afford any, she replied.

The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket
and says, For the sake of decency, here--s $50. Go
and buy yourself some underwear.

Next, the Irishman--s wife bends over to set her ball
on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she
is wearing no undies. Blessed Virgin Mary, woman!
You--ve no knickers. Why not?

She replies, I can--t afford any on the money you give
me.

He reaches into his pocket and says, For the sake of
decency, here--s $20. Go and buy yourself some
underwear!

Lastly, the Scotsman--s wife bends over. The wind also
takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she, too,
is naked under it.

Sweet mudder of Jasus, Maggie! where the fook are
yer drawers?

She too explains, You dinna give me enough money ta
be able ta affarrd any.

The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, Well,
fer the love --o Jasus, --n the sake of decency, here--s
a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit.

· 1 Like · Apr 21, 2015 at 06:04
Category: love
 
Sms / Love

Moona Malik

Love

love is like WAR easy to START difficult 2 END impossible 2 4rget

· 2 Like · Apr 19, 2015 at 21:04
Category: love
 
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