the simplest definition of love is.....
MISUNDERSTANDING BETWEEN TWO FOOLS.

wat u think is da horrible way of death?
is it accident!
or poison!
or musder!
or is it war!
then ur wrong
its so simple
just fall in love

yeh joke nahin yeh kaeekut hai(reality) mujhe log pagal kehtey hain han main pagal hoon kisi kai pyaaar main mager woh larki anjaan hai mujh sai maine ussai dekha nahin us kai naaam sai pyaar hai mujhe us ka naaam bhi tu komal hai means nazuk
us ka anaaam ayesha chuadry hai i love her name shayd ussai bhi karta hoon haina pagal pun hehehhehe jhoot acha bolta hooon main ayesha tu meri behun ki dost ki behun ki tarhn hai jhooot

Sardar2: Birla Cement
Sardar1: Kyun?
Sardar2: Kyun Ke Is Cement Mein Jaan Hai.


One Sardar Love With A Nurse.
He Writes Love Letter!
He Writes: I Love You Sister.


A Sardar Went To A Bank To Open An Account.
After Seeing The Form He Had Gone To Islamabad For
Filling Up. You Know Why?
Form Said Fill Up In CAPITAL.

some love one some love two i love one that is u plz never mind just joke ok by

TEST RU IN LUV=
when u r together with tht person,u pretend 2 ignore tht person, ...............U R IN LUV
=if u much more xcited 4 one short msg 4om tht person thn many other long msgs,...........u r in love
=whn u cant erase ur inbox coz of one msg from tht person,.............U R IN LUV,
u keep on tellling urself tht he/she is just a friend...........U R IN LUV.........
WHILE READING THS MSG,IF SUMBODY COME 2 UR MIND,.....=U R IN LUV WITH THAT PERSON
if u like ths thn let me knw
flora_naq1@hotmail.com
MARYAM

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don--t have to spend money on her.

3. You won--t get boring result in ur papers.

4. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a
girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one to be a cool guy loves .


5. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring



5. You won--t have to tolerate someone else defining, right and wrong for u.

6. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can--t do anything according ur wishes anymore.


7. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

8. You won--t have to waste paper writing love letters.No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive @sum weird shop/place..


9. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them


10. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u--ll sin less.


11. You can have good night--s sleep-no need to dream about her.


12.You wont have to fight over having a --special-- freind with ur folks.


13. No nonstop nonsense.

14. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.


15. No more tension.

16. You can be urself


17. You wont have to hide your telephone bills...


So Try to AVOID Girl Friends in your Life...!

two lover plained to suicide the boy jupmed 1st the gal closed her eyes turned her back said love s blind the boy which was n air open his parachute and said LOVE NEVER DIES!!!!!

once upon a time an employ called at his boss home and asked her wife about his boss she said your boss had died before a week again the next day he called to his boss home and asked the same question and she answered the same as yesterday days passed and he did the same thing again and again at last she said how many times i told you your boss had passed you know what he siad he said i love listening this all the time that my boss had passed away.