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Madiha Shahid

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 15, 2008
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Madiha Shahid

When A Paki Grabbed An Indian S Football

An Indian and Pakistani Guy both lived next door 2 each other.
One day found that his Paki neighbour had somehow gained posession of a new football.

So he went round and says to the guy ""Oy mate thats my football, i want it back!""

Paki says ""It-s in my garden mate, which makes it mine""

Indian guy says ""Ok, listen lets sort this out like men, what we-ll do is kick each other in the goolies and whoever gets up in the quickest time gets to keep the ball, Ok?""

""Ok"" says the paki

So they both go off and put on their hardest shoes and meet back.

Indian guy says ""I-ll go first"" and with that he took a run up and gave the paki a whallop in the groin.

The paki, severly shaken, injured and bleeding, manages to stand up and says ""that took me 20seconds, now its ur turn"".

Indian guy turns round and says ""Keep the fuc*ing ball, it-s not mine anyway! Haha!!

· 1 Like · 2 Days Ago
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Choti Choti Khushyan

Hamesha choti choti khushiyon ka achay dil se istaqbal karo kyun k unhi k peeche mohabbaton ka sailaab hota hai.

· 2 Like · 5 Days Ago
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Madiha Shahid

Paindoo

Akk Dafa Akk Paindoo Shahir Aya Us Nay Market Say Akk Radio Karida.Sales Man Main Kaha Kaha Kay Yai Radio Walayti Hai.Paindoo Radio Lay Kar Khosh Khosh Gao Chala Gya Waha Ja Ker Is Nay Tamaam Logoo Say Kahan Kay Yai Radio Walayti yai Aur On Kar Diya. Radio On Howa Aur Awaz Ayee Kay Yai Radio Pakistan Hai.
Paindoo Bahga Bahga Shahir Gya Aur Sales Man Koo Pakir Liya Aur Kaha Kay T Too Too Kah Raha Tha Yai Radio Walayti Yai Radio Too Kah Raha Main Radio Pakistan Hoon............

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Jab Tak Tera Guroor Aur Gussa Baqi Hai.


Jab tak tera guroor aur gussa baqi hai.
khud ko ahl-e-ilm mein shumaar na kar.

· 6 Like · Sep 26, 2017 at 00:09
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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A Real Love

A Real Man Doesn''t Love Million Girls, He Loves One Girl in a Million Ways.

· 3 Like · Aug 07, 2017 at 13:08
Category: english-quotes
 
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Madiha Shahid

A Real Love

A Real Man Doesn''t Love Million Girls, He Loves One Girl in a Million Ways.

· 1 Like · Aug 07, 2017 at 10:08
Category: english-quotes
 
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Madiha Shahid

Phool

KEHTAY HAIN K JUB WOH BAAT KARTAY HAIN TU PHOOL GIRTAY HAIN
AGAR AISA HAI TU CHALO BAAT KAR K DEKHTAY HAIN

· 2 Like · Aug 06, 2017 at 18:08
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Madiha Shahid

Jurm (gunah)

Wo insan jo koi jurm (gunah) karta hai wo apni rooh ko daagh daar kar leta hai.

· -1 Like · Aug 06, 2017 at 17:08
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Madiha Shahid

Insaan

· 2 Like · Aug 02, 2017 at 21:08
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Madiha Shahid

Wtc 11 September

Main Niklaa Aeroplane Le Ke....
Raste Mein New York Pe...
Ik Mod Aaya .....
Main Trade Tower Tod Aaya...
Rab Jaane Kab Guzraa....
New York..........
Kab Pentagon AAya..
Main Uthey Aeroplane Fod aaya.......

· 3 Like · Jul 04, 2017 at 09:07
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Madiha Shahid

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