Sms / Santa Banta

Kashif Qureshi

Idlis

Once Banta Singh goes to dinner with his friends.Just to have some fun one of his friends ask--s Banta, How many Idlis can you eat when your stomach is empty?. For which Banta answers promptly - 8 idlis. His friends laugh at him and say,nobody can eat 8 idlis when their stomach is empty because when they eat the first idli their stomach would no longer be empty.
Banta enjoys the joke very much and as soon as he comes home calls his wife and asks, How many idlis can you eat when your stomach is empty?. She replies - 5 idlis.
Hearing this answer Banta gets furious and replies, You fool! Had you said --8 idlis-- I would have told you a good joke!

· 1 Like · 2 Hours Ago
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Sehar Saeed

Brain

There--s a funeral procession of a sardar going on a busy street. All the sardars in the --mayyat-- are dancing the bhangra and singing and general --balle balle-- is on. The people on the street find it strange that instead of mourning everyone is celebrating as if its a marriage baraat. So one of them asks Santa Singh, Singh saab, aapka koi sage wala gujar gaya hai aur aap naach rahe ho? ..... comes the reply, Haan ji ! Hai hi baat badi khushi ki !!! Aaj paheli baar ek sardar *brain* tumour se mara hai !!!!

· 1 Like · 7 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Jiya Daniyal

Kese Ullu Banaya

Once Santa Singh called Banta Singh for a hearty lunch. Banta Singh arrived promptly on time and was surprised to see the door locked. Then he saw a note which said,---- Kaise ullu banaya!---- Banta Singh was terribly furious, therefore thinking himself to be smart stuck a note saying, ---- Main to aya hi nahein----

· 1 Like · 12 Hours Ago
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Love

Anmol Rubab

Sardar And Sardarni

one sardarni says to her lover sardar:
when we get engaged will u give me a RING.
sardar says:
yes darling sure! tell me ur phone number

· 1 Like · 16 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Santa Banta

Abdul Qadeer

Worries And Troubles

Santa--s Girlfriend: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.

Santa: It--s very kind of you, darling, But I don--t have any worries or troubles.

Santa--s Girlfriend: Well that--s because we aren--t married yet.

· 1 Like · 21 Hours Ago
Category: santa-banta
 
Sms / Sardar

Moona Malik

Intelligent Bantu

Bantu returns from his first day at school and immediately questions his father. Dad, today we had a Spelling Class - All the other kids could only say half the alphabet, but I knew the whole thing. Is that because I am Sardar?

No son, that--s because you are intelligent.

Bantu seeming content with the answer, asks his father another question, Dad, today we had Math class - All the other kids could only count from 1-10, I could count from 1 to 20. Is this because I am Sardar ??

No son, that--s because you are intelligent, replies his father.

Happy with the answer, Bantu poses another question to his father, Dad, today we had Medical Examination, all the other boys were shorter than me, I was atleast twice their height. Is that because I am Sardar ??

The father replies, No son, that--s because you are 31 years old.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: sardar
 
Sms / Love

Najam Ali Khan

Shair O Shayeri

Teri yaad mein hum ne pencil uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi
socha tha k usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko darane ke kaam aayi...

Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
tera chehra khila khila
jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
to aadha kilo FAIR & LOVELY mila.

Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
maano...Shhhsss...KOI Hai se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

Aap kya jaano hum kitna yaad karte hain,
maano ya na maano har pal fariyaad karte hain,
Roz khat likhte hain CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...

aap k aba ne aap ko kat lia yeh in ka junoon hai , aap chah kar bhi kuch na kar paye q k aap ki ragoon mein un ka khoon hai.

MaT cHeR kIsI hAsEeNa Ko KaBaR kA aZaB hOgA,eK DiN tU bHi KiSi HaSeEnA kA BaAp HoGa;);););););););););)

AAG LAGANE KI BAAT KARTE HO,DIL JALANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO
CHAr DIN SE MOO NAHI DHOIYA, TUM NAHANE KI BAAT KARTE HOO.

haaati ne kaha hatni ki qabar per,sadke jaooon teri patli kamar par.

Itnay dinon say jalanay naheen aaya ,Jalti hui aag ko bujhanay naheen aaya ,Kehta tha saath jeyengay saath marayngay ,Ab rooth gai hoon to ullo ka patha mananay bhi naheen aaya

Jise dil diya woh dilli chali gayi, jise pyaar kiya woh Italy chali gayi. Khudkhushi karne chala,.Zalim bijali ko haath lagaya, Bijali hi chali gayi,

ishq karne waloon k bhi anokhey khel hote hain jab result aata hai tu sare AASHIQ fail hote hain.

umr kat gayi zikr kartey hue tumhara ,ghain se ghobara,fe se favware.

When u need ADVICE call me,when u need FRD msg me when u need help e-mail me when u need MONEY the number u dailed is not responding plz --DON--T TRY AGAIN






· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Friendship

Javed Ashraf

Memon Ki Dua

MEMON KI DUA:
Anso tere hoon, Aankh meri ho,
Dil tera ho, Dhadkan meri ho,
KHUDA kare hamari dosti itni ghari ho k,
Bussiness tu kari aur Amdani meri ho.

· 2 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Funny

Amna Obaid

Prove That Girls Are Evil

Mathematicaly if we suppose
that GIRLS = TIME X MONEY
IF SUPPOSE THT TIME = MONEY
THEN IT MAKES
GIRLS = MONEY X MONEY
GIRLS= MONEY (2) SQUARE
AS MONEY IS ROOT OF ALL EVIL , THEN PUTTING THE VALUE OF EVIL IN MONEY THEN WE HAVE THAT KIND OF EQUATION
GIRLS = EVIL (2) SQUARE
TO REMOVE THE SQUARE WE TAKE THE JAZAR
FINAL EQUATION WILL BE THAT
BECAUSE THE GAZAR WILL CANCEL THE SQUARE
AND THE GIRLS = EVIL
HENCE PROVE THAT GIRLS ARE EVEL
HAHA HAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHHA

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Love

Moiz Malik

Two Lovers

Two lovers plan to suicide , boy jumped first from the hill, say LOVE IS LIFE, girl behind him came back from the hill, saying LOVE IS BLIND, boy in the air opened his parachute saying LOVE NEVER DIES

· -3 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
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