Sms / Love

Wajeeha Ali

I Love My Name

I LOVE MY NAME WHEN U SAY IT.I LOVE MY HAERT WHEN U LOVE IT.I LOVE MY LIFE WHEN U R IN IT.

· 1 Like · 2 Hours Ago
Category: love
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Qureshi

Fair And Lovely

APNE HUSAN PAR ITNA GHUROOR NA KER . SUB 2 DIN KI MASTI HAI. TERA HUSAN BHI TAB TAK QAIM HAI JAB TAK...............................................
FAIR ^ LOVELY SASSTI HAY
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

· 1 Like · 6 Hours Ago
Category: funny
 
Sms / Missing You

Aftab Ahmed

Haso Khulkar 1

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn--------t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!

Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!

Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you--------re eating a watermelon!

Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!

Q. Why don--------t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!

Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!

Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!

· 1 Like · 11 Hours Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Friendship

Asfand Yar

Its Fact Na......

Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.

· 1 Like · 16 Hours Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Yousuf Ahmed

Sardar G

Pehla sardar:tum nay apni bawi ko talaq kyun di.Dosra sardar:woh bad character thi shadi mujh say ki aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi

· 1 Like · 21 Hours Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Missing You

Shahid Siddiqui

Haso Khulkar 1

Q. Why did the boy tiptoe past the medicine cabinet?
A. He didn--------t want to wake the sleeping pills!

Q. How do you tease fruit?
A. Banananananananana!

Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!

Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?
A. Jell-o!

Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?
A. When you--------re eating a watermelon!

Q. How did the farmer mend his pants?
A. With cabbage patches!

Q. Why don--------t they serve chocolate in prison?
A. Because it makes you break out!

Q. What do you call artificial spaghetti?
A. Mockaroni!

Q. What happens to a hamburger that misses a lot of school?
A. He has a lot of ketchup time!

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: Missing You
 
Sms / Friendship

Asad Omar

Its Fact Na......

Dosti sachi ho to waqt ruk jata hai
Asma lakh uncha ho magar jhuk jata hai
Dosti me duniya lakh bane rukawat,
Agar dost sacha ho to khuda bi jhuk jata hai.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: friendship
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Zahid Mahmood

Sardar G

Pehla sardar:tum nay apni bawi ko talaq kyun di.Dosra sardar:woh bad character thi shadi mujh say ki aur bacha bhagwan say mangti thi

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: marital-woes
 
Sms / Good Morning

Abdul Rasheed

News

Ajj ki khas khas khabron ma Khushamdeed!
aj ki taza khaber good morning & have a nice day.
aur ab tafseel:
aj bhi sms ki baarish jari rahe gi,
call aney k bhi imkaan hai aur miss cals k badal bhi anay ki tawaqa hai.
aaj puray din bar bar vibration k jhatkay lagtay rahey gay.shukria

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: good-morning
 
Sms / Love

Fayyaz Karimi

Warning

KHABARDAR:Kisi ka dil torna insanhat k leiye muzar hai. ministry of LOVE.

· 1 Like · 1 Days Ago
Category: love
 
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Posted on : Dec 06, 2014

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