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Aleezay Abbasi

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Sep 12, 2004
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Aleezay Abbasi

Pakistani Brain

aik baar aik paani ke jahaaz me kuch log safar kar rahe the sab muslim the un me aik indian(hindu) bhi tha, ab masla ye hua ke jahaz dubne wala tha to logon ne kaha ya to kisi aik ko pani me doba dein taake pura jahaz bach jaye ya phir sab ko marna parega. to itne me aik pakistani khara hua us ne kaha ke me aik sawal karta hun jo jawab nahi dega us ko paani me dubna parega, us ne do muslim khare kiye aur aik hindu, pehle muslim se pucha ke batao sab se pehle kon sa jahaz dooba us ne jawab diya Titanic, ok second muslim se pucha titanic me kitne log safar kar rahe the us ne jawab diya 200, ye bhi thik hai... ab baari ayeee hindu ki ... us se sawal pucha 200 musafir ke naam batao... us ne kaha me khud hi doob jata hun :)

· 3 Like · Nov 15, 2017 at 03:11
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Mein Kheriat Say Hoon!

aik admi ko mazak ki buhat adat thi us ney apnay dost ko america khat likha jis mein sirf yeh likha tha key mein khariat sey hoon .is key kuch din baad america sey aik bhari parcel aiya jis ko choraney key liye us aaadmi key kafi paisey kerch hogaee jab us ko khool ker dekha tu us mein sey aik pather nikla jis key saath chit lagee huee thee aur us chit per likha tha key merey dil sey fikar ka bhari pathar utar gaya .......he.hehehe

· 2 Like · Oct 01, 2017 at 16:10
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Aleezay Abbasi

Ye Dunya Ye Mefil Mere Naame Ki Nahee

arz kiya hai
ye dunya yeh mehfil mere naam ki nahee faraz...
mere pas jitni bhi sims hai wo mere naam ki nahee

· 1 Like · Sep 23, 2017 at 14:09
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Aleezay Abbasi

Rab Se Baat

· 5 Like · Sep 23, 2017 at 02:09
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Aleezay Abbasi

Rab Se Baat

· 1 Like · Sep 22, 2017 at 22:09
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Aleezay Abbasi

Look Look

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa a man said to his friend
the bird is doing shit on your boldy head the man the other man said i did not know that my head was bold..........

· 1 Like · Aug 27, 2017 at 03:08
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Aleezay Abbasi

asad ko raat pishab ata hai

asad ko jab bi pishab ata hai hesay to his ammi mughe mutar ai hai.usski ammi usse samaghati hai ke jab guest arrive tum aggar mutar a jae to mutar mat kehna tum kehna mughe song a ya hai.usske guest a jate hain to raat ko wo kahta hai ke i will sleep with the guest usski ammi kehti hai acha.to raat ko usse mutar ajata hai to wo apni ammi ko awaz deta hai ke muje song aya hai to guest kehta hai ke song muje sonao to wo usske kan main pishab kar deta hai.

· 1 Like · Aug 21, 2017 at 12:08
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Aleezay Abbasi

gana ganai ka styl

aik dafa aik asma rastay se ja raha tha to rastay ma aik ro admi khara gana ga raha tha tho phala admi na pahli tha wo waha se guzra to thosra admi koy or gana ga raha tha or gab wo wapis araha tha to thosra bandsa koi or gana ga raha tha to pahala admi nai pocha ka gb mai ga raha tha to tum kuch or ga rahai tha or gab aa raha ho to kuch dosray na gawab thia paha {B} side thi or ab {A}side hai...!

· 1 Like · Aug 13, 2017 at 17:08
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Aleezay Abbasi

Likhna

LIKHNA THA KHOON SAY,LIKH DEYA SIYAHI SAY
MERNA THA MUOT SAY, MER GAYE WAFAYI SAY
AGAR NAHIN KARNA THA PYAR TO PHELE BATA DETAY
ITNI HASEEN DUNIYA HAI KAHIN AUR DIL LAGA LAYTAY.

· 1 Like · Aug 03, 2017 at 23:08
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Ek Dafa Ek Bura Admi Soya Hua Tha K Us Ki Khawab

ek dafa ek bura admi soya hua tha k us ki khawab mein shetaan ayaa aur us ko kaha k yeh lo ek lakh rupee subha kiss bhi burey admi ko de dena aur kehna k shetan k naam ka ley lo woh admi subha uthh ker ilaqey k badmash k pass jata ha aur kehta ha k yeh ek lakh rupee shetan k naam key ley lo mager woh inkar ker deta ha aur kehta ha k jaoo mein nahin ley sakta kiyon k mein pehley hi bohat bura admi hoon wahan se mayoos ho ker woh ek naikaa k pass jata ha aur us ko kehta ha k yeh lo ek lakh rupee shetan k naam ka ley lo woh bhi inkar ker dete ha k mein nahin ley saktee mein pehley hi gunagaar hoon woh wahan se mauus ho ker ilaqey k inspector k pass jata ha aur kehta ha inspector sahab yeh lo ek lakh rupee shetan k naam ka inspector pehley to us ko ghoorta ha phir achanak apney admion ko awaz de ker kehta ha oyee bachoo is ko ulta latka ker chatrool ker is ki -
woh admmi bara pereshan hota ha k mein to is ko paisee de raha hoon aur yeh merey sath aisa kiyon ker raha ha woh inspector ki minat samajat kerta hua kehta ha k mera qasoor to batao inspector kehta ha k raat ko shetan merey khawab mein bhi ayya tha woh to keh raha tha k 2 lakh hain tum ek hi layee ho nikaloo doosra lakh warna chaloo drawing room .................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

· 2 Like · Jul 26, 2017 at 15:07
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