Tag: Jokes

Ek Ek Lamhe Per Mere Is D0sT Ki Hifazat Karna Ay Mere *.¤ =KHUDA =¤.*
Har waqt mujh se Pangay Leta ha kisi din Pitt na jaye.

,Her Aurat ko apni Almari Kholtay howay 2 bohat bari Problmz hoti hein,
1) Pehan'ne ko koi kapray nahi hein,
aur,
2) Kapre Rakhne ko jaga bhi nahi hai..

Shukar Hy K Doston Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Hoti
..DOST..
Agr Hoti To Hum Ap Jese Dost Ki Qeemat Ada Na Kr Paty
Trust me
Q k
"Chawanni" ab kahan chalti hey. ;-)

Zindgi Me Kbi Doston Ko Fazul Na Smjhna
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Q k ye hote hi fazul hai is me smjhne wali konsi bat hai...
(',')
<)(>Tumhe b keh raha hon china k mendak...."" =

BV Ny Shohar ko Call ke:
Kahan Hain Ap?
Shohar:
Tumhen Wo Gold Shop Yad Hai Jahan Tumhen ek Diamond ka Set Psand Aya Tha?
BV:
han han yad hai !
shohar:
aur mery pas itny pesy nhi thy K mai wo ly skta
BV:
han bilkul yad hai
Shohar:
aur mainy kaha tha K darling mai ek din Tumhary liey ye zarur kharidoon ga !
BV Khush Hoty Hoey:
Han Han janu, meri jan, mai sdky jawan Mujy achi trha Yad Hai.
Shohar:
Mai Us K Sath Wali Shop mai bal katwa Raha Hoon

Kyun Kehtay Hein Log K Sohbat Ka Asar Parta Hai " "?" "
Main To funteron Ki Mehfil Mein Reh Kar Bhi Masoom Hoon...!
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Excuse me plz
Take a side.

Abey O Egg K Chilke !
Aam Ki Gutthli ! Sarey Hue Bengan !
Ublay Hue
AALOO !
Murghi K
Chooze !
Africa K
Bandar!
Kbi B Kisi Ko Esa Na Bolna Buri Bat Hai

Garmi ka aik faida
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Sardi nhi lagti
Taaaaaliyaaan(.") /
<( ) Bachpan sy hi
/ . / Intellignt hun.
Lekin kbi ghorur nai kiya ;)

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Hoti to kitna Maza Aata:(
Enjoy Full Garmi..