Sms / Jokes

Kashif Yaqoob

Shohar Subah Facebook Khol Kar Beth Gaya

Shohar subah facebook khol kr beth gaya Uski 1 dost ne sandwich ki picture upload ki aur likha aao sab nashta karen Shohar ne comment kya: Bohat tasty tha Maza aa gya BV ne ye comment parh lya aur shohar ko nashta nhi dya 4 ghante bhoka rakhne k bad BV boli: Lunch ghar pe karo ge ya facebook pe??

· 6 Like · Jan 07, 2014 at 14:01
Category: jokes Tags: Facebook Biwi Wife Husband Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Marriage

Kashif Yaqoob

Shaadi Se Pareshan Ek Shohar Ne Likha Hai.

"Shaadi se pareshan ek Shohar ne likha hai..." Maang bharne ki saza kuch iss tarah paa raha hoon..., K Maang Poori karte karte ab maang k kha raha hoon..

· 4 Like · Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: marriage Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Funny Sms
 
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Sms / Fool

Kashif Yaqoob

shohar Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.

shohar: Roti k upar roti rakh k kha raha tha.. BV boli.. ye 2 roti 1 sath kyun kha rahy ho? shohar: bewaqoof ki bachi.. men shouk se nahi kha raha. Tabiyat kharab hai. Doctor ne bola he kuch din Double Roti khao.

· 4 Like · Jan 20, 2014 at 16:01
Category: fool Tags: Shohar Biwi Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Funny

Kashif Yaqoob

1 Shakhs Ki Mertey Waqt Wasiyat:

1 Shakhs ki Mertey waqt wasiyat: Beta, Tum Defence waley 15 Banglay le lena, Chhotay betay se bola: Me Tum se bohat Piyar kerta hoon is liye Tumhain Gulsan wali 20 Kothiyan de raha hoon. Aur Begum Tum Saddar waley 11 Flats Tumharey. Paas khari Nurse bohat Impress hui, Us ki BV se boli: Wow! U r so Lucky, Apke Husband kitne Ameer ha kitni Properties hai inki BV: Kaha k Ameer, Kon si Property? Ye Doodh Wala Ha or Apne Clients K Ghar Bata Raha Hai.

· 4 Like · Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: funny Tags: Nurse Beta Biwi Doctor Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Dosto Aaj Hum 1 Ajeb 0 Ghareeb Mukhlooq K Bare Ma Parhengy.

Dosto aaj Hum 1 Ajeb-0-Ghareeb Mukhlooq K Bare Ma Parhengy Es Jandaar Ka Naam Hai WIFE JEE,Haan WIFE Ye Aksar apny HUSBAND K Sath Pai Jati Ha Iski Psandeda Ghiza HUSBAND Ka dimagh Ha Isko Aksar Naraz Hone Ki acting Karte Huwe Dekha gya Hai EsKa SabSe Khtarnak Hthyar RONA or Emotionaly Blackmailing Hai WIFE Rakhne Par TENSION Naam Ki Bimari Ho Jati Hai Jo la Ilaaj Ha So enjoy LIFE w/out wife Shadi shuda log fikar karain Or jiski nai hui shukar karain...

· 2 Like · Jan 13, 2014 at 14:01
Category: wife Tags: Husband Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
 
Sms / Uncategorized

Unknown

Narazgi K Mood Mai Husband N Wife

EK DAFA HUSBAND WIFE MAI JHAGRA HOJATA HAI KISI BAAT KO LE K OR PHIR UN DONO KA MOOD KHARAB HOJATA HAI. AESE HI MOOD MAI WO DONO LONG DRIVE PE JAATE HAI. FOOT PATH PE UN DONO KO DONKEYS CHALTE HUE NAZAR AATE HAI, TOE HUSBAND WIFE SE KEHTA HAI K WO DEKHO TUMHARE RISHTEDAAR JAA RAHE HAI, WIFE BARI HOSIYAARI SE JAWAAB DETI HAI, HAA MERE RISHTEDAAR ROE HAI MAGAR SUSRAALI.
HAAAAAAA

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized Tags: Husband
 
Sms / Wife

Kashif Yaqoob

Mai Wo Ni K Shadi Hui Or Badal Gaya

Husband 2 wife: Mai Wo Ni K Shadi Hui Or Badal Gaya Shadi Se Pehle B Mujhe Shadi Ka Sh0q Tha. Shadi K Bad B Muje Shadi Ka Sh0q hy...

· 2 Like · Nov 22, 2013 at 14:11
Category: wife Tags: Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
 
Sms / Marital Woes

Usman Usman

Husband Aur Wife Hotel Mein Gaye….

Husband aur Wife Hotel mein gaye tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha, ‌Koun Thi Wo?â€‌
Husband: Tum dimag kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi puchegi.

· 2 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: marital-woes Tags: Hotel Wife Husband
 
Sms / Cool

Ijunoon

Meaning Of Wife & Husband..

Meaning of WIFE & HUSBAND..
Wonderful
Item
For
Entertainment
.....
Handsome
Useful
Smart
But
At
Night
Dangerous

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cool Tags: Wife Husband
 
Sms / Funny

Rashid Chaudhary

Your Husband Needs Rest And Peace

Doctor: your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny Tags: Husband
 

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