Wills

A Bihari went to a cigarette shop and asked for one Wills:

Bhai ek Will dena,

so the guy selling the cigarettes told him that there is no brand by the name of Will, it is Wills,

but the Bihari insisted and said I want one Will,

so the person told him unless you say it correctly i.e Wills I won--t sell it to you,

so the Bihari went mad and said Hum ek hi to maang rahen hain pura packet to nahin maang rahen hain.