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Once a husband and a wife were sleeping in the night. they woke in the morning and the wife said I saw a dream that you were sending me jewellery and clothes! The husband said Yeah, I saw your dad paying the bill!

husband asked to his wife ,,,
how did u felt merry first night ,
wife says:
10% pain
10%tenshion
10%enjoy
and and and 70 percent my heart says more more......

aisi apni wife ho
5.5 jiski hight ho
jeans jiski tight ho
chehra jiska bright ho
waight main thori light ho
umer main diffrence slight ho
thori se woh quite ho
too mamorable her ek night ho
aisi apni wife ho
sarak per sub kaheen
kia cute hey
bheer main sub kaheen
pakistan ki paidaish ho
beauty multyply by twice ho
favorite color white ho
make up thora light ho
zulfain dynamite hoon
aankheen us ki jaisey sunny twilight ho
hoonton ko dekh ker lagey
jaisey coke diet ho
jub sari pehan ker nikley
to kia sight ho
aisa lagey jaisey swtizerland ki flight ho
aisi apni wife ho
agar aisi apni wife ho
tu kia haseen life ho
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WHY does a man want to have a WIFE? Because:

(W)ashing
(I)roning
(F)ood
(E)ntertainment

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w.....without



I ...... information




F........fight





E...... evrytime

WIFE:suno muje brazier leni hai. HUSBAND: brazier ka kya faida itnay chotay to hain. WIFE:kal tum ne underwear lia mai ne kuch kaha. mughal 03025332857

Wife: Main tumhari yaad mein 15 din mein hi aadhi ho gayi hun, mujhe lene kab aa rahe ho?
Husband: 15 din aur ruk jao...