sardarjee :(

Q: A surd going to London on a plane, how can you steal his window seat?
A: Tell him the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
Q: How do you make a surd laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
Q: What do you call a surd with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A SURD BELEIVED IN SMOKING.
A: He said Yes, I--ve seen it done.