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Q. Why did the man at the orange juice factory lose his job?
A. He couldn----t concentrate!

Q. How do you repair a broken tomato?
A. Tomato Paste!

Q. Why did the baby strawberry cry?
A. Because his parents were in a jam!

Q. What did the hamburger name his daughter?
A. Patty!

Q. What kind of egg did the bad chicken lay?
A. A deviled egg!

Q. What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving?
A. A turkey!

Q. What kind of cake do you get at a cafeteria?
A. A stomach-cake!

Q. Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A. He felt crummy!

Q. When does a cart come before a horse?
A. In the dictionary!

Q. Why were the teacher----s eyes crossed?
A. She couldn----t control her pupils!

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