child..

child: mummy, mummy can i go on a school trip?
mom: yes
child: i thought you cant afford it?
mom: thats why i bought you a one-way ticket!!!!!!!!!!

A Child had never seen his but (pitthi)
once his teacher beat him on his but he came home and looked at his back in the mirror and said :

kautay ki bachi nay do tokray kar diye--

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a child never seen his hips.once his teacher beat him on his hips,he came back home and saw his hips on mirror & said *******KAMEENI NE 2 TUKRAY KAR DIYE.;*******

A small Child said to his father I want to be married Dad
Father -To whom my son?
Child - To the grand mother Dad.
Father - Nonsence, She is my mother .
Child - Dad you married my mother.
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