Introduction

Once one serdar jee was traveling in a rail .One Muslim from Lucknow was also shareing the same compartment.

Serdar jee asked Muslim male for his introduction so he introduced himself like that:

""Khak der Khak aap kai kedmoo ki Khak Khadem ko Khadem Hussain Khatai hai""

So serdar jee was very impressed by his introduction ...Muslim asked now his turn to intorduce...by coincident serdar jee name was Ghanda singh He thought how to introduce himself so he started like that:

""Ghoo der ghoo aap ki g***d ka ghoo g***doo dai g***doo noo ghandaa singh aannday nai""