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Aik Dafa sardar ji aik angrez ke saath underwear khareed ne jate hain. to angrez saath underwear khareed ta hai. sardar ji pooch te hain ke tum ne saath underwear kyon khareede hain ? woh bolta hai aik sunday, aik monday, so on... phir sardar ji sooch te hain ke main ise kaise chupkaraon.. to sardar ji barah underwear khareed te hain. angrez pooch ta hai ke aap ne barah underwear kyon khareede hain ? sardar je bolte hain aik january, aik feburary and so on......... HAAAA HEEEEE HAAAAAA

ONCE A SARDAR G WAS TAKING REST NEAR BY A BEACH. A WOMAN COMES THERE AND ASKS ""ARE U RELAXING"" HE SAYS NO I AM RANJEET SINGH.

aik aadmi ke ghar ke saath sardar ji rehte the.aik raat 12 baje sardar ji ke ghar se dhol ki aawaz sunai di.aadmi uth ker sardar ji ke ghar gaya aur poocha keh kiya baat hai.to sardar ji ne kaha keh mere wade bhara ji fot (dead) ho gaye hain.to aadmi ne kaha keh yeh to rone ki baat hai aur tum dhol mangwa ker dance ker rahe ho.to is per sardar ji ne kaha keh woh to thiek heh lekin aaj mein bara khush hoon.to aadmi ne poocha keh is mein khushi ki kiya baat hai.sardar ji ne kaha keh wade bhara ji damagh ke cancer se fot (dead) hue hain.is per aadmi ne kaha keh phir.sardar ji ne kaha keh is se aik baar ka pata chala keh log kehte hain keh sikhon ka damagh nahin hota aur wade bhara ji to damagh ke cancer se fot (dead) hue hain

aik dost ne kaha ke mein aur mere dost sardar ney programme banaya France jane ka England se.Hum apne passports bhi saath le gahe jab hum ne apne passpotrs deeye to check kerne wala bahut hansa aur kaha aap ja sakte hain magar sardar sahib nahin jasakte.Hum pareeshaan ho gaee to os ne bataya ke yeh passport sardar ka nahin,jab os ne passport wapis kyaa to sardar ne kaha ""ooee yeh to mery bahn(sister) ka passport hai""Hum bahut hanse

ik pakistani,hindu aur sardar jahaz main bethey hooey they keh achanak jahaz kharab ho jata hai.pakistani ke paas parachute hota hai woh chhalank laga deta hai sardar ke pas pagry hoty hai woh os ko khol ker so key char koney pakar ker chhalank laga dete hain abb hindu khaly aath hota hai magar woh bhi chhalank laga deta hai, jab sardar ke pas se guzzarta hai to sardar ghusse se ""ooee muj se dor(race) lagata hai"" yeh keh ker apny pagry ko chhor dia......ha ha ha

SardarG Strikes It Rich

There was a Sardarji who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money he decided to kidnap a kid and hold her for ransom. He went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took her behind a tree, and told her, ""I-ve kidnapped you.""

The Sardarji then wrote a note saying: ""I-ve kidnapped your kid.Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag & put it beneath the mango tree next to the slide on the north side of the city play ground"". Signed, ""A Sardarji"".

The Sardarji then pinned the note to the kid-s shirt and sent her home to show it to her parents.

The next morning the Sardarji checked, and sure enough a paper bag was sitting beneath the mango tree. The Sardarji opened up the bag and found the $10,000 with a note saying,

""How could you do this to a fellow Sardarji ?!""

Ek sardaar ji England ke ek store main jaate hain jis ke baare main mashoor hota hai k yahaan duniyaa ke her cheez milti hai. Sardaar jee jate hain aur soochte hain mujhe toh ""garma"" lena hai toh is ki english kya hogi. soochte hain k garm ki english heat aur phir garma ki english bani ""heata"".
Sardaar jee store wale se kehte hain mujhe heata chahiye. Woh larka saari dictionaries main se matlab doondta hai lakin use kuch samaj nahi aata. isi tarah do din guzar jaate hain. ek doosre sardaar je store main aate hain toh pehle wale sardar se kehte hain "" kya hua sardaar je"". toh sardaar jee bura sa monh bana ke kehte hain do din hogaye hain in se ""heata"" mange hoye abhi tak nahi mila. toh doosre sardaar kehte hain ""Tanooh teh sirf do din hoye ne menoo teen meene ho gaye nai ""colda"" mangiyaan aaze tak nai labiya""

aik baar aik sardar ko baree mar par rahee hotee hai sardar jee ko jab log mar kay jatay hain to sardar jee othtay hain to aik banda sardar jee say poochta hai kay yeh log app ko kyun mar rahay thaay sarddar ji kehtay hain:mera valet neechay gir gaya thaa woh banda kahta hai to iss main kaun si baat hai sardar kehta hai darasal oss valet main meri tasweer bhee gir gaee thee to woh banda kahta ha kay iss main kya baree baat hai to sardar jeee kahta hai woh tasweer aik aurat ki saree kay neechay chalee gaee thee main nay jaa kar ooss aurat say kaha: bahan jee saree othaiay tasweer laini hai

Sardarji was asked why he was beaten up in a bus. He said, ""My photo from the wallet fell in the bus & I told the lady, ""Bahenji,sari upar karo photo lena hai""!!
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