Biwi

Ek kavi shaadi ke baad biwi se bola:

Aaj se tum hi meri kavita ho,kalpana ho, bhawana ho, Kalpna ho!

Biwi: Mere liye bhi aaj se aap he dinesh ho, rohit ho,rakesh ho!

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Once there was a indian man traveling to Canada but he only knew three

words of English and those words were Yes, No and Thank you! A Canadian

guy was right beside him and the candian guy had lost his purse and he

asked that man , ?have you seen my purse ?? as the indian man didn?t know English

at all except those three words , he had no idea what the man was talking

about , so he said , ?Yes!? the Canadian guy seemed a little happy , then

he asked him , ? can you please give it to me ?? and again the indian man had no

idea what the guy was talking so he said ?No!? then the candain guy seemed

very angry so he slapped that man and the indian man replied ?Thank you!?