reply to:Deewana_Mustana:

Dear Deewana Mastana,

Thank you for your love letter. However I feel HADH
KUR DI AAPNE for HUM APKE HAI KAUN? DIL CHAHTA HAI, I
should tell you I think you-re a JAANWAR and a SHREE
420! I have to tell you I know your MOHABBATEIN are
false. How dare you look at me you COOLIE No. 1! if
you were here in front of me I-d hit you with my
chapple so hard your head will spin with these
YAADEIN. You said KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI every time you
think of me but I know you feel HASEENA MAAN JAYEGEE
to every girl you see. RAM JAANE what I-ll do to you
if I catch you. If you have any KHAUF you will feel
DARR from me. You-re a KUNWARA leading a RANGEELA
lifestyle, with friends saying CHAL MERE BHAI spending
all your nights on the SARAK . I am sure the SHOLAY in
your heart you say burn for me is nothing but indigestion from too much eating and drinking.
Describing yourself as BAADSHAH and HIMMUTVAAR, you
sound like JUNGLI to me. You say you want to make me
your BIWI No. 1 however I say you lack INSANIYAAT! I
cant believe you think I-ll turn to you and say KAHO
NA PYAR HAI! I-d much rather kiss a BICHOO than go
near you! Any of AMER AKBAR ANTHONY would be better
suited to me than you. DILWALE DULHANIYA LE JAYENGE
you said but I say your DIL TO PAGAL HAI. Don-t you
realize that ANDAZ APNA APNA and that their cant be no
EK RISHTA between us. We are like a MOHRA in the game
of life and its always KABHI KHUSHI KABHI GHUM. The
open FIZA with its changing weather is testament to
that so please leave it as AKELE HUM AKELE TUM.
Besides I-m already engaged to a guy with ROTI KAPRA AUR MAKAAN. He-s no KHAL NAYAK like you. And he-s my
real HERO, my real JIVAN SAATHI. And with him I really
know YEAH RAASTE HAI PYAR KE and there can be no space
in my ZINDAGI for anyone but him. You-ll only end up
causing an AFLATOON because he-s a MAJOR SAHAB in the
Army working on the BORDER and he-ll kill you if he
finds out so save yourself from becoming the
foundations of a DEEWAR and leave me
alone. ~~~ Na Ghur wali na bahir Wali
~~~ *Isha* ~_BhootNi_~bye shye__Be_Safe!!!!