Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Shohar Subah Facebook Khol Kar Beth Gaya
Shohar subah facebook khol kr beth gaya Uski 1 dost ne sandwich ki picture upload ki aur likha aao sab nashta karen Shohar ne comment kya: Bohat tasty tha Maza aa gya BV ne ye comment parh lya aur shohar ko nashta nhi dya 4 ghante bhoka rakhne k bad BV boli: Lunch ghar pe karo ge ya facebook pe??
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Jan 07, 2014 at 14:01
Category: jokes
Tags: Facebook Biwi Wife Husband Dost Jokes Funny Friend Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
2 Larkian Apus Mein Larr Rahe Then,
2 larkian apus mein larr rahe then, paas se aik Charsi guzra... Pehli larki: Allah kary teri shadi is se hojaye! Dusri larki: teri hojaye! . . . . :teri teri: :teri teri: . . Teriiii: Teriiiiiì: . . . . Charsi: mujhe to bata do main rukun ya jaon.
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Feb 06, 2014 at 14:02
Category: jokes
Tags: Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha.
Ek Larki Ne Apny Boy Friend Se Pochha... Ham Her Cheez Ka Naap Karty Hain, Wazan, Lambaii, Taaqat, Speed, Faasla, Magar Hum Ne Kabhi Mohabbat, Etimaad, Dosti Aur Ikhlaaq Ka Naap Nahi Kiya,, Aakhir kyun??? Larkay Ne Socha Aur Larki K Haath Apne Haathon Main Le Kar Uski Aankhon Main Dekhty Hue Kaha... Dekho Janu..! Bakwaas Kam Kiya Karo, Main Date Pe Aaya Hun, Physics Ka Test Deny Nahi...
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Jan 30, 2014 at 13:01
Category: jokes
Tags: Boy Girl Ladki Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Kanjoos Shohar Ki Bv Ne Sms Kia:
ki BV ne SMS kia: Kab tak aa rahey ho? kanjoos Shohar ne Jawab diya: 20-25 minute me. Dair ho jaye tu yeh SMS phir se parh lena, dobara pesay na zaya karna.!
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Jan 16, 2014 at 20:01
Category: jokes
Tags: Shohar Wife Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Ye Jawani He Dewani Dhk K!
Ye jawani he dewani dhk k! Beta bap se me urna chata hn dorna chata hn girna b chata hn pr kbi rukna nh chata! . Baap apna mobile dty hue ye le temple run khel!
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Nov 05, 2013 at 13:11
Category: jokes
Tags: Baap Beta Bacha Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Mara
1 Wakeel K Betay Ko Uski Maa Ne Thappar Mar Dia..
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Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha:
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Ami Ne Muje Bila-Waja Mara Ha.
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Baap Ne Usy 1 Aur Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Betay Ho Kr Tumhen Itna Bi Nhe Pta K Supreme Court K Khilaf Appeal High Court Mein Nhe Hoti:-/B-)
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Beta Baap K Pas Gya Aur Kaha:
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Ami Ne Muje Bila-Waja Mara Ha.
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Baap Ne Usy 1 Aur Thappar Mara Aur Kaha:
Wakeel K Betay Ho Kr Tumhen Itna Bi Nhe Pta K Supreme Court K Khilaf Appeal High Court Mein Nhe Hoti:-/B-)
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Apr 23, 2013 at 15:04
Category: jokes
Tags: Beta Maa Judge Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Agar Tum Jungle Me Ho Or Wahan Sher Aa Jay
Sir: Agar tum 1jungle may ho or wahan sher aa jay to tum kya karogay?
Boy: Me darakht par charhou ga.
Sir: Agar wo sher darkht par b aa jy to?
Boy: Main Pani main kud jaun ga.
Sir: Agar wo Pani main b aa jy to?
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Boy:
Ustad G.. Sher nu behen diti hui aye kia usay di side liye ja rhe ho.
Boy: Me darakht par charhou ga.
Sir: Agar wo sher darkht par b aa jy to?
Boy: Main Pani main kud jaun ga.
Sir: Agar wo Pani main b aa jy to?
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Boy:
Ustad G.. Sher nu behen diti hui aye kia usay di side liye ja rhe ho.
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Apr 27, 2013 at 17:04
Category: jokes
Tags: Ustaad Animals Jokes Teacher Student Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Hospital Ka Amla Aadmi K Pich
Hospital ka amla Aadmi K
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.
Logon N pocha Kya Hua
Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua
Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
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TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.
Pich Bhag Raha Tha.
Logon N pocha Kya Hua
Doctr:
4 Bar Aisa Hua
Yeh Dimagh K Opration K
Bhaney Aata Hy
or
TIND Krwa K Bhag Jata Ha.
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Apr 19, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes
Tags: Hospital Admi Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Her Aurat Ko Apni Almari Kholtay Howay 2 Bohat Bari Problmz
,Her Aurat ko apni Almari Kholtay howay 2 bohat bari Problmz hoti hein,
1) Pehan'ne ko koi kapray nahi hein,
aur,
2) Kapre Rakhne ko jaga bhi nahi hai..
1) Pehan'ne ko koi kapray nahi hein,
aur,
2) Kapre Rakhne ko jaga bhi nahi hai..
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Jul 11, 2013 at 11:07
Category: jokes
Tags: Women Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Teacher: “promise Karo Kabhi
Teacher: “promise karo kabhi cigarette nahi piyoge…
All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…
All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.
Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..
All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..
Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…
All Students:”Nahi piyenge sir kabhi nahi pienge,
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Teacher: “Promise karo kabhi sharab nahi piyoge…
All Students: “kabhi nahi pienge sir,.
Teacher: “promise karo kabhi kisi ladki ki
taraf dekhoge bhi nahi..
All Students: “Nahi dekhenge,..
Teacher: “Promise karo desh ke liye apni jaan de doge…
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All Students:”Jaan bhi de denge sir aisi jaan rakh
k karenge bhi kya…
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Jun 07, 2013 at 17:06
Category: jokes
Tags: Teacher Student Jokes Funny Sms
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