Molvi jumma parhane se pehle:kisi ka pao line se agey nahi hona chahiye,
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Pathan: kyun molvi sahib kia "no ball" ho jaye gi??? :-P

2 Pathano k beech fight ho rahi thi.

1 Pathan:
Ham tumara kapra utaar de ga.

2 Pathan:
Oh yara serious maslay mein Romantic baat mat karo.

Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete hain,

WAH,WAH
IRSHAD..
Hum bhool jane walon ko aisi saza dete han,

JOOTA UTARTE HAIN


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MOZA SUNGHA DETE HAIN!:-)

Ek Pathan Ki maut Ka Waqt Aaya!

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Ab Pathan Ki maut Par bhi tumhe latifa Chahiye

Sharam Karo

Pathan Ko Sukoon se marne to do....

Aurat ki zindagi lambi, Hansti muskurati aur Tension se Aazad Q Hotti hai?

Why?

Very simple..

Kiun k Aurat ki koi Biwi nahi hoti...!

Aniversary k moqa pr PATHAN apni biwi k liye gulab ka phool le kr aya.
BV: Mujy ye nahe chahiye koi sony ki chez do.
Pathan: Ye lo takia or so jao.

BV:
Gul Khan, jaldi bahir aao zalzala aaya hay.



Gul Khan:
Usay bithao hum abi Naha K aata hay..!!
;-)

Khan to Frnd:Wo jo table pe admi betha hai,us se hamara dushmni hay
Frnd: Table pe tou 4 admi hain
Khan: Wo jis ki muchen hain
Frnd: Muchen tou sb ki hain
Khan: Wo jis k safed kapre hain
Frnd: Wo tou sb k safed hain
Pathan ne gussy mein pistol nikala or 3 admion ko maar kr bola
Wo jo reh geya hai,os ko hm nhi chorega.

when u breathe, u RESPIRE
wah,wah!
when u breathe, u RESPIRE
wah kya baat hai....
when u donot breathe,
U EXPIRE,
Subhan allah!buhat khoob!