Sabhi kamrey, bawarchi khaney, lawn hazir hain
Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain

Kabhi kisi ka na koi kheyal karte hain
Achanak raat 12 baje bhi aa tapakte hain
Akele hi jinhe bardasht karna baat hai okhi
Woh apne sath le ate hain poori fauj bachon ki
Jo ana zaroori tha to banda phone tou karde
Yeh kesa surprise hai ke moo chuk ke laga aye

Bana kar jaan hamari yeh vabaal-e-jaan karte hain
Puraney chor kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain

Takaluf mein agar poochein ge ke khayen ge kya
To kahen ge chaye theher ke, pehle ho jaye thanda
Abhi hum diet per hain, Diet bottle hi mangayiye ga
Taayi cake ke siwa kuch bhi na laayiye ga
Zara sa choclate cake le aayiye ga mere jogi
Ciggerete bhi agar milein tou aik dabbi bohat hogi

Supari, Saunf, Sheehsa aur paan haazir hain
Puraney chorr kar aao naye mehmaan hazir hain