Sms / Friendship

Farah Gulzar

Q. where does wood come from?

A. A guy named woody.

Q. Why did the barber win the race?

A. Because he took a short cut.

Q. What--s taken before you get it?

A. Your picture.

Q. Why did the child study in the airplane?

A. He wanted a higher education!

Q. What did one virus say to another?

A. Stay away, I think I--ve got penicillin!

Q. How do you tease fruit?

A. Banananananananana!

Q. How does a moulded fruit-flavoured dessert answer the phone?

A. Jell-o!

Q. When do you stop at green and go at red?

A. When you--re eating a watermelon!

Q. What kind of ship never sinks?

A. Friendship!



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