Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Keep Your Lover's Photo In Your Purse

All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.
when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.
you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Increase Your Tensions

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Read Caps Word Reversely.

Count S in SIHT SI WOH OT EKAM A DIPUTS YSUB
(hint-
it should be 5)

Read caps word reversely.

U R the one who is CHARMING
U R the one who is INTELLIGENT
U R the one who is CUTE
and I am the One who is spreading these RUMOURS.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

For Pepsi

For pepsi ""shahrukh""

For coke ""aamir""

For mirinda ""vivek""

For fanta ""rani""

& For Thums Up ""Akshay""

Do not worry

For Bante wala sodda ""You""

Cheers !!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Awaz Nahi Aa Rahi?

hello....
hello... hello...hello..

Awaz nahi aa rahi?

HELLO...?

ab awaz ayi?

Ab bhi nahi?....

..awaz ayegi bhi kaise? ye tou sms hai... ;->

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

I Am A Virus

Hello I am a virus and
I am entering in your brain right now....

Sorry...

I will leave,

because I can't find a brain.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Tu Thi Paas Tab Tha Ek Bahana Jeene Ka,

Tu thi paas tab tha ek bahana jeene ka,
Ab tu nahi tou iss zindagi ko bhi khair jeena kya!
Ab tou teri yadon mein hi hai mashgol hum,..
..Khair woh baat alag ki har
lamho mein bante hai april fool hum..

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Loosen The Foot End Of The Top Sheet

Loosen the foot end of the top sheet and
then double it up underneath to tuck it
under the top of the mattress.
When the person goes to bed,
they find themselves in a nice tight sheet.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Sky Is In Blue Colour Like

Sky is in Blue Colour Like ""You""
Moon in White Colour Like ""Me""
But Our ""SON"" is Red Colour
""Sorry Spelling Mistake""
Our ""SUN"" is in Red Colour like Red Rose...
April Fool...

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool Tags: Blue
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

I Have Been Waiting All Day,

I have been waiting all day,
and no phone nothing.
Had I done this,
imagine your reaction.
You have no concern for my problems.
Can you atleast bother to let me know??

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Unknown

Last Night I Got A Severe Head Pain...

Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Fools Day!!!

BEAUTIFOOL,
WONDERFOOL,
AND
COLORFOOL
Amongst all fools,
happy fools day



· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Foolwari Mein Fool K Sath Wish Kiya ..

Fool se
fool ne
foolon ki foolon ki
foolwari mein fool k sath wish kiya ..
U R MOST...

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Unknown

*** Gutter ***

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u forget me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* GUTTER *
*-*-*-*-*-*-*

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Place A Bottle Of Liquid Dish Soap Into The Toilet Tank.

Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted with
an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Paint All The Bars Of Soap In A House

Paint all the bars of soap in a house
residence/whatever with colorless nail polish
(reserving, of course, one for oneself)
then replacing them in the soapdishes.
Those suckers would not suds to save themselves.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Fill A Manila Envelope With Shaving Cream

Fill a manila envelope with shaving cream.
Slide the open, top end of the envelope under
the closed bedroom door. tHEN Stamp on the body
of the envelope as hard as you can.
The shaving cream bomb will cover everything in the room.

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Dil K Dard Ko Zuba Par Laatey Nahi,…

Dil k dard ko zuba par laatey nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho,
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi.

· 1 Like · Nov 20, 2007 at 02:11
Category: fool Tags: Dard
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

A Senior Student During Ragging Says

A Senior student during ragging says:
""On ur marriage I will kiss ur wife.""
Junior: ""Ok fine sir,
but i'm going to marry ur sister!""

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool Tags: Student
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Today Is

Today is ""RECHARGE DAY"".
So, If U Luv sumone truly,
Then Recharge my Mobile
with Atleast Rs.500
& U will get Married to ur Love...!!
It's True...!!
Jaldi karna!!!

· 1 Like · Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
 
Sms / Fool

Ijunoon

Send Me Ur Money And Be Happy

Money can buy....
house but not Home...
Bed not Sleep...
Medicine not health...
MONEY-IS-DIRTY
It only causes pains and sufferings
SO SEND ME UR MONEY AND BE HAPPY

· 1 Like · Nov 16, 2007 at 04:11
Category: fool Tags: Happy
 

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