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Train station say chal pari to achanak kuch sikh doortay hoey station may dakhil hoey or train per charnay k liye saath saath baghna shoro ker diya. Achanak aik sikh nay jump lagaey or train per chehr gaya. Loogon nay khoob daad dee...wah wah sardar jee kamal ker dita jee...kaya door lagai or kaya jump lagaey....Sardar jee nay haanptay hoey kaha....Laanat paijoo je kamal tay...jinah noo chadan aayan saan o ta thaley e reh gaee....ha ha ha ha...ufff

Train chal rahi hoti raat ka waqt hota hai to aik aadmi train ko roknai ke liyee chain khainchta hai to auper se awaz aati hai "" abay kiya karta hai "" phir woh aadmi phir chain khainchta hai to phir wohi awaz aati hai "" abay ganda tum kya karta hai "" kafi deer tak woh karta rehta hai lakin train ko roknai naqam ho jata hai phir jab sobah hoti hai to aur walai bed se aik pathan aata aur ghusai main kehta hai
"" abay khana kharabiya tum raat bhaar kai ko humra narra khicha ""

aik bacha bettry walli train chala raha hotta hai.train jab chakkar kaat kar station par aa kar rukkte hai to bacha kehta hai uttar jao jis jis ullo ke pathe ne uttarna hai.wo bacha do,teen daffa yahi alfaaz kehta hai.paas he uss ka baap beth kar akhbaar par raha hotta hai.wo sochta hai ke bacha to burre battein sikh raha hai.wo bache se train cheen letta hai.bacha ronna shurru kar detta hai.bacha kehta hai daddy merre train wapis karen .baap kehta hai ke aik shart par karron ga ke abb tum ye alfaaz nahe bollo ge.bacha wadda karta hai ke ye wale alfaaz nahe bole ga.baap usse train de detta hai.wo phir train challana shurru kar detta hai.train jab dubbara chakkar kaat kar station par aa kar rukkte hai to bacha kehta hai uttar jao jis jis ne uttar?na hai pehle he train aik ullu ke pathe ke wajha se adha ghanta late ho chukke hai.

hahahahah
i m Faraz.merre paas bohat bara hazzana hai jokes ka.i invite everybody for fiendship.bye

A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, ""All of you sons of bitches who want to get off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all you sons of bitches who are returning and want to get on, get your asses on the train now, cause we-re going down the tracks!"" The mother went into the living room and told her son, ""We don-t use that kind of language in this house. Now go to your room and stay there for two hours. When you come out, you may go back and play with your train, but only if you use nice language.""

Two hours later, the boy came out of the bedroom, and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say ""All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.""

She heard the little boy continue, ""For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember that there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.""

Then, the child added, ""And for those of you who are pissed off about the two hour delay, see the bitch in the kitchen.""

1 aadmee hota hai. us ko lahor ki train main jaga nahee miltee. woh train main shor macha deta hai ""saamp saanp(SNACK)"" train main saamp aa gaya hai. to sab log bhag jatey hain aor woh akela birth per so jata hai. subah jaagta hai to Coolie us ke samney khara hota hai. woh Coolie se poochta hai ke Bhai Saab Lahore aa gaya kia..? Coolie us ko kehta hai ke nahee. kal raat (night) ko is dabey (train) main saamp aa gaya tha is liye is dabey ko train se alag kar diya baqi train lahore chali gayee..... ha ha ha ha he he he

DO DOST HOTEY HAI UN KO LAHORE JANA HOTA HAI PER TRAIN MAIN JAGAH NAHIN HOTI HAI AUR UN MAIN SE EIK DOST KEHTA HAI KE APAN KO EIK PURA EIK BLOCK MILEE GA TO MERA JADOO DEKH
WOH TRAIN KE AAKIHRRI BLOCK MAIN JAAA KAR KEHTA HAI KE IS BLOCK MAIN SAANP HAI
TO SAAB LOG UTH KAR CHALEE JATEY HAI AUR YEH AARAAM SE BLOCK MAIN SOO JATEY HAIN. TO SUBAH EK KOLI (SAAMAN UTHNEY WALA ) AATA HAI TO YEH DONO DOST KEHTAI HAIN KE LAHORE AA GAYA KIYA? WOH HANS KER KEHTA HAI HAI TUMHAIN NAHIN PATA IS TRAIN MAIN SAANP(SNACK)_AA GAYA THA .
IS LIYE YEH DABA(BLOCK TRAIN SE NIKAL DIYA THA

2 womens train main bethi howihoty hain kai aik dam say light chaly jaty hai to 1 women train ko roknay kai liyein chain khaichtii hai to issay aik thapar parta hai wo dobarah or zore say khaichtii hai to or zore say thapar parta hai phir wo chup chap apni jagah pay ja kai baith jaty hai thori dair kay baad jab light aaty hai to wo women kahty hai kon mujhay thapar mar raha tha to 2 women kahty hai kai acha to thi jo bar bar mery cuhtia kahchi ja rahi thi

train ki pattri pe kabhi mat bethna q k train aegi to gand fatjaegi.pahly tum hath se gand dhoote the,phr gand se hath dhoo bethoge

lady : is this my train?
station master: no, it belongs to the railway company.

lady : don--t try to be funny. i mean to ask if i can take this train to new delhi .
station master : no madam, i--m afraid it--s too heavy.


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aik bacha bohot galia nikalta tha ,uss ke maa baap pereshaan the,aik dafa usss ke baab aur maa ke dost araahay the,toh uske baap ne bachay ko train la di ,taaaa keee woh train se khelta rahay aur galian(abuses) na nikalay.mehmaan aye toh bacha train se khel raha tha ,aik daaaamm se bachay ne bola ,ghastooon station aaa gaya hai
utar jaon, dallah area aa gaya hai abb dallah driving school bhi yahan haaiii,uthro,bahir ke kutay loog andar aaa jaien

Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company

Lady : Don--t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi.

Station Master : No Madam, I--m afraid it--s too heavy.


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Aik admi new train driver bana tha k us ne pehlay hi safar main train

nargas khud kashi karne k liye train ki patrri par donon tangen phela kar lait gaye.us k bad akhbaron or t v main rozana khabar ati rahi ,shalimar express 2 din se lapata he[shoaib iqbal]