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Achanak dil main mere aik halchal si machata hai
hatheli par wo tera ball pen se "be wafa" likhna

eik admi bus main behta kheray khareed layta hain aur us kay pass eik admi betha hota hain admi aur jis dmi nay kheray khareday thay woh dosrey admi ko deta hain aur eik kay baad dosra deta hain phir admi kehta hain kay app bhi to kha lay to woh kehta hain hain yeh bhi koi insano kay khanay wali cheez hain
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byeee

aik daffa miaan bevi main larai hoo jaati hay, aur unn ki bool chaal bhee band hoo jaati hay. aik din miaan koo kissy kaam ki wajah say subha jaldi uthna hoota hay, woo aik ruqa likh ker bevi kay serhanay rakh daita hay keh mujhay subha 7:00 bajay jaga daina. subha uth kar jab ghari daikhta hay too 8:00 bajay hootay hain, ussay bara ghussa aata hay. woo uth kar bevi kay pass janay lagta hay, too ussay takeay kay pass aik ruqa millta hay jiss per likha hoota hay "" 7:00 baj gay hain abb uth jaaoo ""

Khulay panion main ghiree larkian
Naram lehroon ke chentay urati hoin
Bat be bat hansti hoin
Apnay khuabon k shehzaday ka tazkara karti hoin..
Jo khamosh thin un ki ankhon main bhe
muskurahat ki thehar thi
Humari hansi aur mojon ke ahang se bekhabar
door sahil per baithy hoe ik nanhi si bachi
Rait se ik nanha gharonda bananay main masroof
aur main sochti thi
Ya KHUDA yeh hum larkian
Kachi umer se khuab kion daikhna chahti hain?

kissi mehfil main 1 motti aurat hoti hai uss ke pass 1 kala sa patla aadmi hota hai jab woh motti aurat jammai leti hai to woh aadmi kehta hai ke plz mujhe nighal na jaana to motti aurat jawab deti hai nahien hamare mazhab main kawwe haram hain.

A man is walking on the road carrying two babies in his arms when an old lady stops him and says
-HEY, ARE THESE CUTE BABIES YOURS?-
the man replies.......
-NO, ACTUALLY I AM A SALES MAN IN A CONDOM FACTORY AND THESE ARE TWO COMPLAINTS I AM TALKING BACK-

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Aa ke ab tasleem karlen tu nahin to main sahi,
Kon maaney ga ke hum mein se bewafa koi nahi..