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Faisal Razzaq
Whoever Snuck The Letter 's' In "fast Food" Must Have Been A...
Whoever snuck the letter 's' in "Fast Food" must have been a very clever person!
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Oct 09, 2014 at 08:10
Category: Health,-Dieting-and-Exercise
Gallery / Funny Photos
Saiqa Bukhari
Ek 5th Class Ka Bacha Bill Gates Ko Letter Likhta Hai.
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May 15, 2014 at 19:05
Category: funny-photos
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Sms / Funny
Shahbaz Ishaq
27th Letter Of English Alphabets
Which is the 27th letter of English alphabets?
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May 24, 2012 at 20:05
Category: funny
Sms / Funny
Shahbaz Ishaq
Biscuit Walay Ka Love Letter
Biscuit walay ka LOVE LETTER...
Dear MARIE!
Today is GOODDAY. I'm in GALA . U've made my life SOOPER.
I'm the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U've Krack'jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i'm in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!
Dear MARIE!
Today is GOODDAY. I'm in GALA . U've made my life SOOPER.
I'm the PRINCE of ur heart.
I want to buy u BAKERY,
so u can give me a TREAT everyday. U've Krack'jacked my JAM HEART.
Now i'm in 50-50 position.
Plz i wana hav a PARTY with u.
Tumhara TIGER...!
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Apr 23, 2012 at 18:04
Category: funny
Tags: Love
Sms / Naughty Insult
Waseem Mughal
Letter & Sms
What Is Difference Between Letter & SMS?
Pehle Ke Zamane me Letter Kabutaro Ke Haath Bheje Jaate The
Aur Aajkal SMS Kabutaron Ko Bheje Jaate Hain...
Pehle Ke Zamane me Letter Kabutaro Ke Haath Bheje Jaate The
Aur Aajkal SMS Kabutaron Ko Bheje Jaate Hain...
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Dec 14, 2009 at 11:12
Category: naughty-insult
Sms / Cool
Ijunoon
I M 6 Letter Word.235is Soap Name.
i m 6 letter word.235is soap name.
456 is opposite to start.
132is police report.
35is opposite to out .
246is a color.who m i?
give ans if u r genies.
456 is opposite to start.
132is police report.
35is opposite to out .
246is a color.who m i?
give ans if u r genies.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cool
Sms / Love
Unknown
Hindi Luvi Shuvi Letter
Johnny Mera Naam
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 11
Teesri Manzil
China Town
Date: Nav Do Gyarah
My Dear ?Anamica-:
You must be surprised to receive this ?Prem Patra- from me. Let me make my
Pahechan- to you as ?Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge-. Though I am an ?Awaara-, I am also your
?Deewana-. I am making you a ?Prarthna- to enter my ?Zindagi- as a ?Priyatama-. Even though I
do not have any ?Sambandh- with you, I still consider you as my ?Dream Girl- with ?Lal Dupatta
Malmal Ka-. There are only ?Do Raaste- left for me. One is to get your love by ?Tyag- or to go
the ?Rangeela- way. Wouldn-t you like to be ?Mere Jeevan Saathi- as you are ?Lakhon Mein
Ek-? I also hope that you will ?Guide- me in ?Bahar- as we are made for ?Ek Duje Ke Liye-.
We will live in ?Naya Zamana- where we will have a ?Suhana Safar-. In this ?Himalay Ki God
Mein-, our ?Bandhan- is going to tied with ?Preet Ki Dor-. I hope that we will have nothing but
?Anand- in ?Ye Dillagi-. Aren-t you bored of ?Akele Hum Akele Tum- life? Let this ?Baazigar- be
your
?Boy Friend- and we start ?Pehli Mohabbat-. This ?Chahat- is going to leado a ?Milan- where you are going to call me everyday for ?Aao Pyar Karen-.
Now, ?Phir Kab Miloge- as ?Tumse Accha Kaun Hein-? As you know my love is
?Himalay Se Uncha- and hopefully our ?Mulakat- will be ?An Evening in Paris-.
?Aa Gale Lag Jaa-! ?Hum Aapke Hain Koun...?-
_________________________
Piya Ka Ghar
Choukee No. 11
Teesri Manzil
China Town
Date: Nav Do Gyarah
My Dear ?Anamica-:
You must be surprised to receive this ?Prem Patra- from me. Let me make my
Pahechan- to you as ?Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jayenge-. Though I am an ?Awaara-, I am also your
?Deewana-. I am making you a ?Prarthna- to enter my ?Zindagi- as a ?Priyatama-. Even though I
do not have any ?Sambandh- with you, I still consider you as my ?Dream Girl- with ?Lal Dupatta
Malmal Ka-. There are only ?Do Raaste- left for me. One is to get your love by ?Tyag- or to go
the ?Rangeela- way. Wouldn-t you like to be ?Mere Jeevan Saathi- as you are ?Lakhon Mein
Ek-? I also hope that you will ?Guide- me in ?Bahar- as we are made for ?Ek Duje Ke Liye-.
We will live in ?Naya Zamana- where we will have a ?Suhana Safar-. In this ?Himalay Ki God
Mein-, our ?Bandhan- is going to tied with ?Preet Ki Dor-. I hope that we will have nothing but
?Anand- in ?Ye Dillagi-. Aren-t you bored of ?Akele Hum Akele Tum- life? Let this ?Baazigar- be
your
?Boy Friend- and we start ?Pehli Mohabbat-. This ?Chahat- is going to leado a ?Milan- where you are going to call me everyday for ?Aao Pyar Karen-.
Now, ?Phir Kab Miloge- as ?Tumse Accha Kaun Hein-? As you know my love is
?Himalay Se Uncha- and hopefully our ?Mulakat- will be ?An Evening in Paris-.
?Aa Gale Lag Jaa-! ?Hum Aapke Hain Koun...?-
_________________________
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Sms / Love
De-Morgan--s Law,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset,when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be
like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever
loving,
Pythagoras
Unknown
A Mathematician s Love Letter
De-Morgan--s Law,
Binomial Avenue,
United States of Matrices.
My Dear Love,
Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in
trigonometric lane. There I saw you with our cute circular face,conical nose and spherical eyes,standing in your triangular garden.
Before seeing you my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity.
You are as essential to me as an element to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset,when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be
like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima, of an unknown function.
Yours ever
loving,
Pythagoras
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Tags: Love
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Letter
Anas: Hi, Ali! what r u doing?
Ali: plz dont bother me i m writing a letter to my grand mother.
Anas: but why r u writing so slowly.
Ali: cauze my grand mother cannot read fast!!!
Ali: plz dont bother me i m writing a letter to my grand mother.
Anas: but why r u writing so slowly.
Ali: cauze my grand mother cannot read fast!!!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Love Letter
Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Khat likh raha hoon khoon se, Siahi mat samajhna. Kisi mariz ka SAMPLE liya tha Mera mat samajhna.
0321-7318981
0300-6306236
0321-7318981
0300-6306236
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
The Letter To God
The post office received a letter addressed To God. Not knowing where to deliver it, they forwarded it to one of the nearby churches. The pastor read it at the next charity committee meeting...
00923345053889
00923345053889
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Biscuit Maker?s Luv Letter
Biscuit Maker?s Luv Letter:
Dear Marie Yesterday Was A Very Good Day
Our Meeting Was Truely Nice
But The Chance Of Our Luv Is
50-50 Coz Ur Dad Is A Tiger
Will U Give Ur Littlr Heart 2 Me?
Otherwise I?ll Become A Krack-Jack
Aftab khan
From: Islamabad
Dear Marie Yesterday Was A Very Good Day
Our Meeting Was Truely Nice
But The Chance Of Our Luv Is
50-50 Coz Ur Dad Is A Tiger
Will U Give Ur Littlr Heart 2 Me?
Otherwise I?ll Become A Krack-Jack
Aftab khan
From: Islamabad
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Love
Unknown
Letter
Letter from mother to son Santa Singh. Pyare Puttar, Vahe Guru. I am writing this letter slow, because I know you can----t read fast. We do not live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I wont be able to send you the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the numbers with them for their next house, so they would not have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I am not sure it works too well. Last week I put 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven----t seen them since then. The weather here isn----t too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time it rained 3 days, and the second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with all the buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. We got another bill from the funeral home. It said if we don----t make the last payment on grandma----s funeral, he will come up again. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting grass at the cemetery . Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven----t found out whether it----s a girl or a boy, so I don----t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle. Your uncle Jatinder fell in a whisky vat. Some men tried pulling him out, but he fought them off and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days. There is not much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. LoveMom. P.S. I was going to send you some money but the envelope was already sealed.
0313-4862471
0313-4862471
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
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