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Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni Bv Se
ek Kanjoos Husband Shadi Wali Raat Apni BV se: Apna Haath Dejiye
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BV Ne Sharma k Hath Aagay Barha Diya or Aankhen Band Kar Leen,
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Jab Thori Dair men Aankhen Kholeen to Kanjoos husband Marker se Haath Pe Ghari Bana Raha tha
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BV Boli: Ye Kya?
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Husband : Sharmatey huey..
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Pagli Ye Teri Moo Dikhaee Hay...add Wife...Have Life :)
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BV Ne Sharma k Hath Aagay Barha Diya or Aankhen Band Kar Leen,
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Jab Thori Dair men Aankhen Kholeen to Kanjoos husband Marker se Haath Pe Ghari Bana Raha tha
.
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BV Boli: Ye Kya?
.
Husband : Sharmatey huey..
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Pagli Ye Teri Moo Dikhaee Hay...add Wife...Have Life :)
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1 Like ·
Jun 12, 2013 at 16:06
Category: funny
Tags: Wife Husband Jokes Funny Sms
Sms / Wife
Kashif Yaqoob
Husband Wife Ki Larai Ho Rahi Thi,
Husband Wife ki larai ho rahi thi,
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
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Husband:tu Kutti
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Wife:tu Kutta
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,
Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”
Unka chota bacha b waha Betha Ta
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Husband:tu Kutti
.
Wife:tu Kutta
,
,
Bacha masumiat se bola
or me “TOMI”
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1 Like ·
Jun 07, 2013 at 17:06
Category: wife
Tags: Wife Bacha Husband Jokes Funny Sms
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Sms / Funny
Kashif Yaqoob
Husband (calls The Hotel Manager From His Hotel Room)
Husband (calls the Hotel Manager from his hotel room)
"Please come fast ! Meri BV mujh se jhagra kr rhi he, aur kehti he k khirki se challang laga de gi .
MANAGER: "Sir, I am sorry, but ye ap ka personal matter hy."
Husband: "Abeyyy tu aa to sahi !
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Yeh khirki nahi khul rhi hy.!.
"Please come fast ! Meri BV mujh se jhagra kr rhi he, aur kehti he k khirki se challang laga de gi .
MANAGER: "Sir, I am sorry, but ye ap ka personal matter hy."
Husband: "Abeyyy tu aa to sahi !
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Yeh khirki nahi khul rhi hy.!.
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1 Like ·
May 13, 2013 at 20:05
Category: funny
Tags: Biwi Jokes Husband Funny Sms
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Husband Piyar Se
Husband piyar se:
"Darling! Tum Mujhey 1 jaga se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho"!
Wife Sharmatey hue khushi mein: "Bataein Na Jaldi Kahan se"?
Husbnd:
"Doooooor se"
"Darling! Tum Mujhey 1 jaga se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho"!
Wife Sharmatey hue khushi mein: "Bataein Na Jaldi Kahan se"?
Husbnd:
"Doooooor se"
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1 Like ·
May 09, 2013 at 18:05
Category: jokes
Tags: Wife Jokes Husband Pyaar Funny Sms
Sms / Wife
Kashif Yaqoob
Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki Talaash
Larki Ki Aadhi Zindagi Husband Ki TaLaash Me
Or Baaqi Husband Ki TaLaashi Lene
Me Guzar Jati
Hai
(,")/Begum
/) ) 20 Rupe To
_/ / Chordo Balance dalwana ha
Or Baaqi Husband Ki TaLaashi Lene
Me Guzar Jati
Hai
(,")/Begum
/) ) 20 Rupe To
_/ / Chordo Balance dalwana ha
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1 Like ·
Apr 15, 2013 at 17:04
Category: wife
Tags: Husband
Sms / Jokes
Kashif Yaqoob
Husband Wife Ko English Sikha Raha
Husband wife ko English sikha raha
tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se:
dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara
khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana
hai. :P :D =D
tha.
Wife dopehar me husband se:
dinner lo Ji.
Husband Jahil ye dinner nahi lunch
hai.
Wife: Jahil tu, Tera baap, Tera Sara
khandan,
ye raat ka bacha hua khana
hai. :P :D =D
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1 Like ·
Apr 05, 2013 at 17:04
Category: jokes
Tags: Wife Husband
Sms / Funny
Shahbaz Ishaq
Wife Rings Husband & Says
Wife Rings Husband & Says
"Windows Are Frozen. What I Do?
Husband Replied
"Pour Some Warm Water On Them,
But Not Too Hot Or They Will Crack"
"OK" She Replied, Bit Unsure
He Then Rang Back 10 Minutes Later And Said "Did It Do The Trick?"
"No" She Said Tearfully
"The Laptop Won't Work At All Now" =P =D
"Windows Are Frozen. What I Do?
Husband Replied
"Pour Some Warm Water On Them,
But Not Too Hot Or They Will Crack"
"OK" She Replied, Bit Unsure
He Then Rang Back 10 Minutes Later And Said "Did It Do The Trick?"
"No" She Said Tearfully
"The Laptop Won't Work At All Now" =P =D
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1 Like ·
Jun 08, 2012 at 19:06
Category: funny
Tags: Husband
Sms / Wife
Shahbaz Ishaq
Husband Asks
Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means,
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No,it means-
With Idiot For Ever!
It means,
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE says No,it means-
With Idiot For Ever!
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1 Like ·
Apr 16, 2012 at 14:04
Category: wife
Tags: Husband
Sms / Wife
Shahbaz Ishaq
Husband: Kal Mere Khawab
Husband: Kal mere khawab ma ek larki aye thi.Wah!Kia larki thi.
Wife: Akeli aye hogi?
Husband: Tm ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha.
Wife: Akeli aye hogi?
Husband: Tm ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska husband mere khawab me aya tha.
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1 Like ·
Sep 29, 2011 at 11:09
Category: wife
Tags: Husband
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