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Ijunoon
Getting Married Is Very Much Like Going To A Restaurant

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant
with friends. You order what you want then,
when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
with friends. You order what you want then,
when you see what the other person has,
you wish you had ordered that.
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Dec 09, 2017 at 08:12
Category: miscellaneous
Whatsapp Messages / Jeetopreeto
Abid Aqeel
Jeeto: My Daughter Is Getting So Popular.
Jeeto: My daughter is getting so popular.
Preeto: How do you really claim that?
Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!
Preeto: How do you really claim that?
Jeeto: She comes home with a different guy every night!
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Dec 15, 2014 at 21:12
Category: JeetoPreeto
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Whatsapp Messages / Santabanta
Ali Bukhari
Santa: My Drinking Is Getting Out Of Hand.
Santa: My drinking is getting out of hand.
Banta: That's a thing of concern.
Santa: Yes, sure it is. I dropped 3 pegs last night!
Banta: That's a thing of concern.
Santa: Yes, sure it is. I dropped 3 pegs last night!
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Oct 29, 2014 at 23:10
Category: SantaBanta
Whatsapp Messages / Good Morning
Seddiq Al Khan
Morning Doesn't Mean Getting Up And Working Again. It Rather Means That The God Loves You So Much That He Lets You Live Another Day To Do More Of The Good Things.
Morning doesn't mean getting up and working again. It rather means that the God loves you so much that he lets you live another day to do more of the good things.
Good Morning!
Good Morning!
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Oct 26, 2014 at 17:10
Category: Good-Morning
Whatsapp Messages / Monday
Usaman Khan
The 5 Stages Of Getting Ready For Work On Monday Mornings:
The 5 stages of getting ready for work on Monday mornings:
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance
Have a very nice Monday!
1. Denial
2. Anger
3. Bargaining
4. Depression
5. Acceptance
Have a very nice Monday!
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Oct 26, 2014 at 17:10
Category: Monday
Whatsapp Messages / One Liners
Ureeda Tehreem
If You Watch An Apple Store Getting Robbed, Are You An Iwitn...
If you watch an Apple store getting robbed, are you an iWitness?
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Oct 25, 2014 at 08:10
Category: One-liners
Whatsapp Messages / Wise Words
Sadaf Faiz
Getting Drunk Doesn't Change Who You Are, It Just Reveals It...
Getting drunk doesn't change who you are, it just reveals it!
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Oct 24, 2014 at 14:10
Category: Wise-Words
Whatsapp Messages / Interesting
Nadeem Moti
Gambling Is An Excellent Way Of Getting Nothing For Somethin...
Gambling is an excellent way of getting nothing for something!
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Oct 12, 2014 at 04:10
Category: interesting
Sms / Books
Muzammil Shahzad
Three Sentences For Getting Success
Thrèé $èñtéñcès För Gètt¡ñg $üccèss & Pèäcé ßy W¡ll¡äm $häkès péärè..
1-Kñöw Mörè Thäñ Öthèrs..
2-Wörk Möré Thäñ Öthèrs..
3-Expéct Lèss Thäñ Öthèrs...!
1-Kñöw Mörè Thäñ Öthèrs..
2-Wörk Möré Thäñ Öthèrs..
3-Expéct Lèss Thäñ Öthèrs...!
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Sep 18, 2012 at 18:09
Category: books
Sms / Get Well Soon
Shahbaz Ishaq
You R Getting Better & Better
Just close ur eyes &
feel the bluish white rays of healing coming from god
&
pretend that u r b'come better & better
every moment,get well soon dear
feel the bluish white rays of healing coming from god
&
pretend that u r b'come better & better
every moment,get well soon dear
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Apr 27, 2011 at 10:04
Category: get-well-soon
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