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If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them,
I'd be at the bottom to catch them.

Come here, take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..toilet!

Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!!
Happy B'Day....

Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!

What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by Indian batsmen?
The walk back to the pavilion.

Four Things Never Come Back,
The Triggered Bullet,
The Spoken Word,
The Wasted Time,
The Neglected Opportunity !
So, Think Twice, Act Wise.

Verily! Allah commands that you should render back
the trusts to those to whom they are due [surah al-Nisa 4:58]

Take off your clothes,Relax on your bed,Close your eyes,open your legs as much as you can,its time for........................Pampers!!!!

Ak Saradar G Gari main apny Driver K sath Jarahy Hotay Hain K achanak un ki garai ruk jati hy .
Sardar G diriver sa puchty hain k gari ko kia hova .
Driver kahta hy k gari main petrol khtam ho gya hy.Gari ab agy ni ja sakti .
Sardar g kahty hain agar agy ni jasakti tu wapis la chlo.

Two men working in a facory were talking. I know how to get some time off, said one.

How are you going to do that?

Watch, he said, and climbed up on a rafter. The foreman asked what he was doing up there, and the man replied.I--m a lightbulb.

I think you need some time off, the foreman said said, and the first man walked out of the factory. After a moment, the second man followed him.

where do you think you--re going? the foreman shouted.

I can--t work in the dark, he said.

there are 3 people 1from china , 1 from america and 1 from india and all three of them are trying to prove whos country was more scientifically developed.
(1) The Chinese man takes the other two along with him to china and digs the ground 200 meteres he finds a phone cable and says >>my country had phones 200 years ago
(2) The American man gets really frustrated and takes the other two to america, there he digs a hole 400 meteres deep and finds a telephone wire, he then says >we had phones 400 years ago.
(3) The Indian then takes the other two to india and digs a hole 800 meteres deep but finds no wire at all he then says 800 years back we had mobile phones!!

if some 1 sayzz u r fool , itzz okay just avoid,if some1 sayzz u r an ediet, jane de yaar , if some 1 sayzz u r soo stupid , just koool down , if some 1 sayzz u r soo cute , thappar maaaaaaaar saale ko , mazaq ki bhi koyi limit shimit hoti hai ...........keep smiling :-D

hi guyzzz hw u doin , hope u ll like it ,

Is kadar intezaar karna padega aapka,
pata na tha
Is kadar bekarar hona padega,
pata na tha
Is kadar yaad aayegi aapki,
pata na tha
kyon guzarata hai sara din aapki yaad mey
pata hai aapko ?
kyon bekrar ho jaata hun mai bin tumhare
pata hai aapko ?
Kyon yaad aati hai aapki har pal
pata hai aapko ?
Ye dooriya ab sahi jaati nahi
chale aao, chale aao
chale aao, chale aao


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khush raho aur khushyan baanto

jaisy andhairy main rooshni karty hai shamma

jay koi iss pagal ko ye to samjhay

jo pahlay he dukhi hain un ko aur na rulay

dunya main sabhi to khush nahi rehty

sabhi to tum jaisi nature nahi paaty


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A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?

I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.----








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A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, You can--t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.

The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they--re all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?

The guy replies, I did. Today I--m taking them to the beach!




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** I always knew looking back on the tears would make me laugh, But I never knew looking back on the laughs would make me cry.**




Aftab khan

From: islamabad

RELATION is when someone hurts u,
n
u don?t hurts back
When someone shouts at u,
n
u don?t shout back.
BUT
when someone needs u,
u always come back?


Aftab khan

If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn?t jump with them,
I?d be at the bottom to catch them.


Aftab khan (T@BI)