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Kashif Yaqoob
Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar
Machar Ka Bacha Pehli Bar Urra.
Jab Wapis aya to Baap ne Pucha:
Kesa lga Urr k?
Machar Bola:
Boht Acha, Jidhar B Gya Log Taliyan Bja rhe thay Mere lye ;)
Jab Wapis aya to Baap ne Pucha:
Kesa lga Urr k?
Machar Bola:
Boht Acha, Jidhar B Gya Log Taliyan Bja rhe thay Mere lye ;)
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Apr 16, 2013 at 16:04
Category: jokes
Tags: Bacha
Fashion / Women
Zeenat Style
Aishwarya Rai Bacha In Lehenga At Longines Singapore
Aishwarya seen in extremely beautiful and simple Red Lehenga Choli. Plain long choli and lehenga paired with white chiffon see-through stole which is decked with red botis and trimming all over.
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Nov 29, 2012 at 21:11
Category: women
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News / Entertainment
Ijunoon
Ali Zafar Ne Katrina Ko Baloon Se Mehroom Hone Se Bacha Lia
پاکستانی گلوکار و اداکار علی ظفر نے اداکارہ کترینا کیف کو بالوں سے محروم ہونے سے بچالیا۔ اداکارہ کترینا جو ان دنوں فلم ''میرے بھائی کی دلہن'' کی عکسبندی کروا رہی ہیں' اس فلم میں اداکار علی ظفر بھی اہم...
مزید پڑھیں
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Oct 21, 2010 at 12:10
Category: entertainment
Tags: Bacha Katrina
Sms / Santa Banta
Swera
Santa Ka Bacha
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
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Dec 31, 2009 at 13:12
Category: santa-banta
Tags: Bacha
Sms / Faraz
Choota Bacha
YEH KEH KR HUM NE US KO CHOORD DIYA
“FARAZ“
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CHOOTA BACHA SAMAJH K HUM KO NA SAMJHANA RAY
“FARAZ“
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CHOOTA BACHA SAMAJH K HUM KO NA SAMJHANA RAY
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Sep 30, 2009 at 05:09
Category: faraz
Tags: Bacha
Sms / Funny
Unknown
Ek Bacha Apni Maa Se Kehta Hai...
ek bacha apni ma se kahta ha ka mami mami ajj phir jab main bath room gya to light khud hi jul gai to us ki ma kuch so ch ner ke bad kehti hao gandy ajj phir fridge main poti ker do ha
hahahahahahhehehehhohohoh
hahahahahahhehehehhohohoh
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Tags: Apni Bacha Maa
Sms / Funny
Unknown
Aik Bacha Bettry Walli Train Chala Raha Hotta Hai
aik bacha bettry walli train chala raha hotta hai.train jab chakkar kaat kar station par aa kar rukkte hai to bacha kehta hai uttar jao jis jis ullo ke pathe ne uttarna hai.wo bacha do,teen daffa yahi alfaaz kehta hai.paas he uss ka baap beth kar akhbaar par raha hotta hai.wo sochta hai ke bacha to burre battein sikh raha hai.wo bache se train cheen letta hai.bacha ronna shurru kar detta hai.bacha kehta hai daddy merre train wapis karen .baap kehta hai ke aik shart par karron ga ke abb tum ye alfaaz nahe bollo ge.bacha wadda karta hai ke ye wale alfaaz nahe bole ga.baap usse train de detta hai.wo phir train challana shurru kar detta hai.train jab dubbara chakkar kaat kar station par aa kar rukkte hai to bacha kehta hai uttar jao jis jis ne uttar?na hai pehle he train aik ullu ke pathe ke wajha se adha ghanta late ho chukke hai.
hahahahah
i m Faraz.merre paas bohat bara hazzana hai jokes ka.i invite everybody for fiendship.bye
hahahahah
i m Faraz.merre paas bohat bara hazzana hai jokes ka.i invite everybody for fiendship.bye
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Tags: Bacha
Sms / Love
Unknown
Batamniz Bacha
Ek bacha bara hi batamiz tha har waqte galiyaan deyta tha. us ney eik din apney bape sey farmaish ki key osey round pati per chalney wali train (toy) ley dey us key bape ney kaha eik sharte per jabe tum galiyaan deyna band kar doo. us key kaha manzoor hai.
jabe train ley aye ghar tu us ney train chalna start ki aur station per rok key kheta jin (harami) key bachoon ki utarna hai utrey jin (kaminoo) key bachoon ki charna hai charey.
us key bape ney jabe yeh deykha tu us ney gusey main a key train almari main band kar di aur kaha abe tumhey kabhi yeh nahi miley gi....bachey ka 2 ghantey tak ro ro key bora haal es per bachey ki maa ney kaha soney bacha ro ro key nidhal hai dey dijey na. bari muskil sey bachey ko samjaya key abe nahi deyna gali aur bacha maan gaya.
thori dare main phir train mil gai aur bacha khelney laga aur station per rok key kheney laga..""jin bahijaan ko ko charna hai chareen jin ko uterna hai utrey jaldi pahley hi marey kaminey bape ki waja sey train 2 ghanta late hai ;)
kesa jok ...passand aye tu email karna na bholeen.
mysilentlove@hotmail.com
jabe train ley aye ghar tu us ney train chalna start ki aur station per rok key kheta jin (harami) key bachoon ki utarna hai utrey jin (kaminoo) key bachoon ki charna hai charey.
us key bape ney jabe yeh deykha tu us ney gusey main a key train almari main band kar di aur kaha abe tumhey kabhi yeh nahi miley gi....bachey ka 2 ghantey tak ro ro key bora haal es per bachey ki maa ney kaha soney bacha ro ro key nidhal hai dey dijey na. bari muskil sey bachey ko samjaya key abe nahi deyna gali aur bacha maan gaya.
thori dare main phir train mil gai aur bacha khelney laga aur station per rok key kheney laga..""jin bahijaan ko ko charna hai chareen jin ko uterna hai utrey jaldi pahley hi marey kaminey bape ki waja sey train 2 ghanta late hai ;)
kesa jok ...passand aye tu email karna na bholeen.
mysilentlove@hotmail.com
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: love
Tags: Bacha
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
MANN APPNA BACHA SA....
AKK BACHA APNI MANN (MOTHER) SA APNA DOST KA GAR JANA KI AJAZAT MANGTA HA...MANN KATI HA BATA JAB GAARI(CAR) GUZAR JAY TO SARQ PAR (CROSS) KARNA...BATA AKK GANTA BAD WAPAS ATTA HA TO MANN KATI HA ITNI JALDI KAYON AA GAY ?...BATA KATA HA APP NA BOLA THA GARI GUZAR JAY TO SARQ PAR KARNA LAKAN ABI TAK KOI GARI NAHIN GUZRI ASS LIYA MA WAPAS AA GAYYA....
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Dost Bacha
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