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Waqas Moti

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I Hate To Advocate

· 0 Like · Dec 19, 2018 at 20:12
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Paris

EK AADMI KO PARRIS KE DO RETURN TICKETS MILTAY HEIN.WIH APNE GHAR APNI BIVI KO PHONE KARTA HAY AUR KAHTA HAY KE DARLING TUM MERE SAATH PARIS JANA PASAND KARO GI.DONO HONEYMOON MANAIN GAY
US KI BIVI BOLI THEEK HAY MEIN ZAROOR JAOON GI MAGAR AAP KAUN SAHAB BOL RAHAY HEIN.

· 2 Like · Dec 03, 2018 at 02:12
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3 Insan 3 Cheezon Se Mehroom Rehte Hain

3 Insan 3 cheezon se mehroom rehte hain
1. Ghusay wala durust Faisle se
2. Jhoot bolne wala izzat se
3. Jald baazi karne wla kamyabi se

· 4 Like · Nov 25, 2018 at 01:11
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Jeene Ki Khuwahish

Jeene ki khuwahish hai to ache insan ban kar jiyo.

· 3 Like · Nov 14, 2018 at 19:11
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Batay Hue Log

· 5 Like · Nov 13, 2018 at 15:11
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Aik Larka Bohut Hi Sedha

AIK DAFA AIK LARKA THA BOHUT HI SEEDHA OR BOHUT HI WEAK(KAMZOR) US KI BONES NAZAR AATI THEEN . US KO AIK DUKH THA K US K SAATH KOI LARKI NAI PHASTI.AIK DIN WOH SARAK PAY JARAHA THA K AIK LARKI AYEE US NAY CAR K DARWAZA KHOLA OR US KO UNDER BITHA LYA.WOH BARA KHUSH K AB YEH MERAY SAATHWOH KARAY GII.WOH LARKII US KO APNAY GHAR LAY GYEE OR APNAY KAMRAY MAIN JA KER KAPRAY UTTAARNAY KO KAHA.TO US NAY UTTAAR DIYAY.(DIL HI DIL MAIN WOH BOHUT KHUSH THA).JUB US LARKAY K PASS SIRF UNDERWEAR OR BUNYAAN REH GYEE TO US LARKEE NAY KAHA K YEH BHI UTTAAR DO TO US NAY WOH BHI UTAAR DIYAY.WOH LARKEE US K KAREEEB HUI .OR KAREEB HUI JAB WOH DONO BILKUL AIK DONO K SAATH LAG GYAY TO LARKEEE NAY LARKKAY KA HAATH PAKRA OR NEECHAY LAY AYEE.NEECHAY BACHAY KHAIL RAHAY THAY .KEHTI HAI K BACHO AGAR KHANA NAI KHAAO GAY TO ISSI TARAH SAY KAMZOR HO JAO GAY...............HA HA HA HA

· 1 Like · Nov 02, 2018 at 09:11
Category: miscellaneous
 
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*wishes*

Three guys are having a relaxing day of fishing. Out of the

blue, they catch a mermaid -- who begs to be set free, in
return for granting each of them a wish.
One of the guys just doesn-t believe it, and says, ""Okay,
if
you can really grant wishes, then double my I.Q.""
The mermaid says, ""Done.""
Suddenly, the guy starts reciting Shakespeare flawlessly,
and
analyzing what he-s recited with great insight.
The second guy is so amazed he says to the mermaid, ""Triple

my I.Q."" The mermaid says, ""Done.""
The guy starts to spout solutions to problems that have
been
stumping all the great scientists of the world: the
mathematicians, physicists, chemists, and so on.
The last guy is so enthralled with the changes in his
friends
that he says to the mermaid, ""Quintuple my I.Q.""
The mermaid looks at him and says, ""You know, I normally
don-t try to change people-s minds when they make a wish,
but
I really think you should reconsider.""
The guy says, ""Nope, I want you to multiply my I.Q. times
five, and if you don-t do it, I won-t set you free.""
""Please,"" the mermaid says, ""you don-t know what you-re
asking! It-ll change your entire view on the universe.
Won-t you ask for something else, a million dollars, anything?""
But
no matter what the mermaid says, the guy insists on having
his I.Q. increased to five times its usual power.
Finally, the mermaid sighs and says, ""Done.""
And he turns into a woman. hihiihi*_____ dont foget to make ur wish hihi be_safe ~bte*Shye~

· 2 Like · Oct 29, 2018 at 21:10
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Khasara

· 1 Like · Sep 29, 2018 at 09:09
Category: sad
 
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Ghor O Fikr

· 2 Like · Sep 26, 2018 at 11:09
Category: urdu-quotes
 
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Bikhari

ek martba ek faqeer ne bus stopper kharde aadme se kaha""ek rooti ka sawaal ahi baba""tou us ne kaha ""tamater khaoo""faqeer pershaan ho gaya""jab us do teen martba yahi jawab mila tou us ne qareeb khase insaan se iss kee waja poochitou us ne kaha""ke yeh insan toutla hai woh keh raha hai kkamma ker khao-

· 1 Like · Sep 18, 2018 at 17:09
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