Moona Malik

America main cat-race hotee hai jis main dunya bhur ki catz hissa letee hain .her country apni best ever billi ko is race main jitwaane ki koshish kerta hai . aik sumalia ki billi bhi hotee hai jo keh intihai kumzor hotee hai. sub kehte hain keh ye kia race jete gee isey to hospital main admit kerna chahiye. jub race khatam hotee hai to wohi Somalia ki billi race jeet jatee hai . sub log sumali ke president se poochte hain keh janab yeh itni kamzor billi akhir race jeet kaise gae .......! to Sumalia ka president kehta hai janab yeh hamare mulk ki billi nahi cheeeeetaaa hai .

Ajeeb si kashish hai hum dono ke dil mein,
Jo ek duje ki yaadon mein hum dono khoye rehate hain
Dilon par to pyar se pyar ki huqumat hai,
Bas dour rehakar bhi yahi ek dastane zindagi ji rahe hain



Is tarah se kuch woh mere dil mein shamil hai,
Sirf woh hi dil ke aas paas hai ab bas yehi ehsaas hai,
Duniya ki is bheed mein tanha to hum rehate hain
Magar yeh duniya kya samjhe k khayalon mein woh bhi to mere saath hai.


Mil gaye ho tum to mil geya hai zindagi bhar ka sukoon,
Majboori aur farz ki zanjeer mein jakade hain hum aur jakade ho tum,
Magar mere har dard aur aah woh hi ek hai jo samajhta hai,
Phir bhi unke ek jhalak k liye yeh aankhen hain jo tarasti hain

Aik dafa aik truck nay aik bi-cycle walay ko Tucker mari aur aagay chala gaya bi-cycle walay nay angry ho kar peechay dekha kai truck walay ko dantay truck kay peechay likha howa tha""acha dost phir milain gay"".

ANS: IN THE MAN CRICKET THERE IS SHORT LEG B/W 2 LONG LEGS.
AND IN WOMEN CRICKET THERE IS A GALLI B/W 2 LONG LEGS.AH AH AH AH AH

AIK DAFA AIK CIUNTI NAY AIK HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KOIY BAAT KAHI. JISS KO SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA. YI BATAIN KAY CIUNTI NAY HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KIYA KAHA ANS=CIUNTI NAY HATIKAY MAIN KAHA KAY MAIN AAP KAY BACY KI MAA BAN NY WALI HU. YA SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA