Moona Malik

ANS: IN THE MAN CRICKET THERE IS SHORT LEG B/W 2 LONG LEGS.
AND IN WOMEN CRICKET THERE IS A GALLI B/W 2 LONG LEGS.AH AH AH AH AH

AIK DAFA AIK CIUNTI NAY AIK HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KOIY BAAT KAHI. JISS KO SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA. YI BATAIN KAY CIUNTI NAY HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KIYA KAHA ANS=CIUNTI NAY HATIKAY MAIN KAHA KAY MAIN AAP KAY BACY KI MAA BAN NY WALI HU. YA SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA

aik shaks honey kha raha hota hai to porosi puchata hai ""kya kha rahay ho"".who kahata hay -aqal ki dawa-.porosi sun kar haran hoa aur us ne bhi dawa mangi.us shakas ney kaha-yay muft nahin milty-.porosi(neighbour) ney 5 rupees day kar thoda sa khreeda us ko khatay he bola ""bhai ya to honey hai"" .us shaks ney kaha""dekha! spoon moon(mouth) mein jatay hi aqal aa gai"".

hum se bhulaya hi nahee jata aik mukhlis kya pyaar dosto
log jigar walay hain, roz naya mehboob bana lete hain

aik martaba naseerudin aik martaba kise buliding ki chat par baithaa hoota hay aik fakir nicay say uss koo bulata hay jaab naseer upar say nicay aata hay to fakir uss koo kehta hay aik rupia daidi baba mullah naseer uss koo upar laikay jata hay aur kehta hay maff kar do baba .

aik bar aik larkay nay apnay dost ki plate say aaam utha liyay.us kay daost nay poocha kai aaam kion uthayay us ki plate say.to us kay dost nay kaha kay gadhay aam nahi khatay.plz lauf

ak dafa ak admi ke gari puncher ho jaty hai.wo tyre change kerta hai or jub wo nut laganay lugta hai tu os ko patah chalta hai kay os kay koe wheel kay charoon nut lay gia hai.ab wo bohat pershan hot hai kareeb he ak darakt per ak pagal batah hoaa tha pagal ney os admi say oski pershani ki baja pochi tu admi ne kaha ke chal pagal tu mere madad kis terha ker sektay ho.pagal ney kaha kay batao tu sahi .is per os admi nay kaha kay meri car kay wheel kay koe chroon nut oth ker lay gea hai ab main ghar kasay jaoon ga.is per pagal nay pocha kay tumari car kay wheel kitnay hain admi ney kaha kay mere car kay char wheel hain .pagal nay kaha or her wheel kay nut ketnay hain admi nay kaha kay char is per pagal nay kaha kay baqi teen(THREE)tyroon ka ak ak nut otar lo.is tarah her tyre mian teen teen nut hojain ge.gahar jaker baqi nut laga layna.is per admi bohat haran hoa.or kaha kay tum to pagal ho.pagal nay jabab dea kay hain mian pagal zaroo hoon magar bebaqoof tumariterha.