Moona Malik

Aik dafa aik truck nay aik bi-cycle walay ko Tucker mari aur aagay chala gaya bi-cycle walay nay angry ho kar peechay dekha kai truck walay ko dantay truck kay peechay likha howa tha""acha dost phir milain gay"".

ANS: IN THE MAN CRICKET THERE IS SHORT LEG B/W 2 LONG LEGS.
AND IN WOMEN CRICKET THERE IS A GALLI B/W 2 LONG LEGS.AH AH AH AH AH

AIK DAFA AIK CIUNTI NAY AIK HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KOIY BAAT KAHI. JISS KO SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA. YI BATAIN KAY CIUNTI NAY HATI KAY KAAN MAIN KIYA KAHA ANS=CIUNTI NAY HATIKAY MAIN KAHA KAY MAIN AAP KAY BACY KI MAA BAN NY WALI HU. YA SUN KAR HATI BEHOSH HO GAYA

aik shaks honey kha raha hota hai to porosi puchata hai ""kya kha rahay ho"".who kahata hay -aqal ki dawa-.porosi sun kar haran hoa aur us ne bhi dawa mangi.us shakas ney kaha-yay muft nahin milty-.porosi(neighbour) ney 5 rupees day kar thoda sa khreeda us ko khatay he bola ""bhai ya to honey hai"" .us shaks ney kaha""dekha! spoon moon(mouth) mein jatay hi aqal aa gai"".

hum se bhulaya hi nahee jata aik mukhlis kya pyaar dosto
log jigar walay hain, roz naya mehboob bana lete hain

aik martaba naseerudin aik martaba kise buliding ki chat par baithaa hoota hay aik fakir nicay say uss koo bulata hay jaab naseer upar say nicay aata hay to fakir uss koo kehta hay aik rupia daidi baba mullah naseer uss koo upar laikay jata hay aur kehta hay maff kar do baba .