Amnah Khan

Ek bar laila aur majanu garden me jate hai.....usake baad pucho mat kya huwa.....Phir bhi mai batata hu....nahi abhi nahi phir kabhi bataunga.

A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : ""Oh thank you, you saved my life, I-ll do ANYTHING for you..."" The man says : ""Okay then, sleep with me.""She says :""You PIG!! NEVER!!"" So he says ""FINE!"" and he drops her down.... So she-s falling and screaming...Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :""Oh thank you, you saved me, I-ll do anything that you
ask..."" The guy says : ""Fraulein, sleep with me."" She replies : ""Oh you nastypig!!! NEVER!"" So the man says : ""Fine!!!"" and he also drops her down again. She-s falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she-s going to die.

Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : ""Oh thank you, you saved my life, I-ll SLEEP with you!!"" The Muslim man replies : ""Astaqfirulla-h!"" and he drops her........

aik dafa do charsi quaid-e-azam ke mazar ke paas se ja rahey hote hai to un mein se aik bolta ha yaar mazar par police kyon hai dosra bolta ha takay quaid-e-azam bhaag na jaye

do dost bat kerahie theay ek dost ney kahan key ek esy terkeeb batao jo log mujhey yaad kerey....to dousra bola key kerzaa ley lo log khubhi bhi tumey naih bholey ga..

kisi larkay nay aik ajnabi larki sey poochha keh agar mein tumhen I Love U kanoon tum maan logi, Larki ney kaha haan. Aur agar mein kahoon I Miss u to, larki ne kaha Haan.. Lakey ne hairangi sey poochha wo kiyun....Larki ne kaha TUMHARI SHAKAL MERE BHAI SE MILTI HAI.......