Aftab Ahmed

From : Pakistan
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Member Since : Mar 17, 2014

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Aik martaba aik Chaudhary,Malik aur sheikh zakat per behas kar rehay hotay hain.Chaudhary kehta hai hum aik bara sa garha khodtay hain, paisay hawa main phenkatay hain jo paisay garhay main girain wo zakat day datay hain. Malik kehta hai hum aik bara sa circle banatay hain, jo paisay circle main girtay hain wo zakat day datay hain. Ab dono hazrat sheikh sab ki taraf daktay hian k wo kia kehtay hain. Sheikh sab kehtay hain hum paisay aasman(sky)ki taraf phenktay hain jo uper reh jain wo zakat day datay hain baqi rakh latay hain.

· 1 Like · Nov 23, 2018 at 01:11

Category: miscellaneous

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Aftab Ahmed

Aik Admi Ki Nai Secretary Aati Hai.................

aik baar aik aadmi ki company main aik nai secretary aati hai.wo ussay impress karnay ki koishish karta hai.au ussay apnay kamray main bulata hai.jab wo aati hai to kahta hai meray kareeb aao.w o kareeb ati hai to kahta hai aur kareeb aao.wo aur kareeb aati hai.phir wo kahta hai kai batti bujha do.wo bati bhi bhujha daiti hai.boss secretary say kahta hai kai sab doorian mita kar meray seenay kai kareeb aao .secretary itna kareeb jati hai aur boss kahta hai.................................................daikho meri ghari kitni chamak rahi hai.;)byeshye

· 2 Like · Oct 16, 2018 at 02:10

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Poetry / Sad

Aftab Ahmed

Aansu Tab Nahin Aate Jab Aap Kisi Ko Khodete Ho

Aansu tab nahin aate jab aap kisi ko khodete ho
Aansu to tab aate hain jab aap khud ko khokar bhi kisi ko pa nahin sakte.

· 0 Like · Oct 07, 2018 at 01:10

Category: sad

Social Wall / Photos

Aftab Ahmed

Qualifications....

· 0 Like · Oct 05, 2018 at 21:10

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Poetry / Sad

Aftab Ahmed

Dagh_e_dil Humkoyaad Ane Lage.

Dagh_e_dil humko
Yaad ane lage
Loog apne diye
Jalane lage
Khud frebi thi khud frebi hay
Paas k dhool bhi suhane lage
Ab to hota hay
Har qadam pe gumaan
Hum yeh kaisa qadam
Uthane lage
Aik pal main wahan se
Hum uthey
Bathne main jahan
Zamane lage
Apni kismat se hay
Mafar kis ko
Teer par urtye hi
Nishane lage
Dagh_e_dil humko
Yaad ane lage.

· 0 Like · Oct 05, 2018 at 14:10

Category: sad

Poetry / Sad

Aftab Ahmed

Toot Chuka Hun

· 0 Like · Aug 12, 2018 at 08:08

Category: sad

Jokes / Larka Aur Larki

Aftab Ahmed

During Breakup.

During Breakup -
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GIRL : I got new BOYfriend, he is Smarter,
Intelligent and Cuter than you.
So give me my photo Back
GIRLS Rock
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BOY: sent 31 GIRLfriends Photo''s and said : I
forgot ur face Darling So please select your
Photo Yourself and Send back the
Remaining.
BOYS Double Rock

· 4 Like · May 20, 2018 at 21:05

Category: larka-aur-larki

Jokes / Miya Aur Biwi

Aftab Ahmed

Pehli Bar Mera Gunghat Uthaya To Kaisa Mehsoos Kiya??

WIFE- Suno G jab aapne pehli bar mera gunghat uthaya to kaisa mehsoos kiya??

Husband- MAA kasam mar hi jata agar TV pr aahat dekhne ki aadat na hoti.

· 0 Like · Apr 29, 2018 at 16:04

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