Abdul Karim Khan

ek akhbar mein ad chapa amazing exchange offer purani wife layein nayi le jayein ...........
dosre din wahan rash lag gaya ...lekin
bechare husbands ka khila huwa chehra murjha gaya jab unhe pata chala ke ......

wo rose beauty parlour ka ad tha ..... hahaahahaha ;) hello everyone. i just wrote it recently socha ap logo ke sath share karoon

ik dafa ik meeting mein sab kehtey hain k sardars r stupids achanak ik sardar ata hai or kehta hai how can u say this i will prove that v r intelligent but i will b here after my break saying this he went out .wo nichey jata hai or pan waley se kehta hai k sab aisa kuiun kehtey hain hum bewakoof log hain pan wala kehta hai k mein tum se ik pehali pouchta hoon tum is ka jawab dena ok phir faisla karein gey ;wo bolta hai k hum 3 bhai hain ik america mein jootiyan bechta hai,ik london mein kaprey bechta hai tu batoou teesra kiya kaerta hai?sardar bahut sochta hai or 1 ghantey bad kehta hai i dont know wo kehta hai k mein bhi sab se yehio pouchoon ga kuin k ye mushkil sawal hai.
wouper jata hai or sab se pouchta hai k hum 3 bhai hain ik america mein jootiyan bechta hai,ik london mein kaprey bechta hai tu batoo teesra kiya kaun hai?ik admi kehta hai tu tu wo kehta k nhi teesra nechey khokey pe hai...
ha ha ha..

some love one some love two i love one that is u plz never mind just joke ok by

He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She: Do you want me to leave?

He: NO! Don--t even think about it.

She: Do you love me?

He: Of course!

She: Have you ever cheated on me?

He: NO! Why are you even asking?

She: Will you kiss me?

He: Yes!

She: Will you hit me?

He: No way! I--m not such kind of person!

She: Can I trust you?

He: Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from bottom upwards!!!

Ye CYCLE kab li ?
Sardar ! kal raat aik larki mujay CYCLE par bahoot door lay gayi aur kapray utar kar boli;;;
Jo chahiye lay lo.....>>>>>>
main nay CYCLE lay li....
Kapron ka main kya karta,,,,,,,,



Shafqat Ullah Shafky

BOY1: YAAR LARKI KO I LOVE U KEHNE KI SAB SE ACCHI JAGA KON C HAI:?

BOY2: MAZAAR.

BOY1: Q?

BOY2: QK WAHAN LARKIYON NE CHAPPAL NAI PEHNI HOTI.

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Sweet as a rose bud
bright as a star
cute as a kitten
thats what u are.
bundles of joy sunshine
and
fun you are everything
I Love all rolled into 1


Aftab khan