Jalaluddin Ahmed

3 gashti behno ki shadi hone lagi to apni man se kehne lagi,, man suhag rat ko jub hamare khawand jub andar dalen ge to wo kahen ge tum to pehle se hi khulam mkhula ho,man boli tum apni choot main thora sa barood dal k jana.teeno ne aisa hi kia sab se choti ne thora sa barood us se bari ne thora ziada or sab se bari ne kafi sara barood apni choot main rakh lia.suhag rat ko jub choti ko
us k khawand ne dala to halki si patakhe ki awaz ai.[patik]khawand ne poocha ye kia huwa?choti boli SEEL phatne ki awaz he.us se bari ko jub us k khawand ne dala to awaz kuch ziada[patak] ayi us k poochne par bhi bari larki ne wohi jawab di k seel phatne ki awaz he.sub se bari ko jub us k khawand ne apna L us ki pussi main dala to 1 zor dar dhamaka huwa ,or khawand uchal kar deewar k sath ja laga or chillaya .,,..ye kia hua???wo boli SEEL phatne ki awaz thi ,khawand bola wo to theek he laikin mere TATTAY kahan gaye/?shoaib iqbal]

Hitler says,
?There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary?
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
?Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na?:

karti hai meri bewi subha sham shak muj per,

pochti hai muj se ye miss FAKHIRA kon hai?

banwaya jab mein ne apna ID card,

poch dala batate kuin nehi ye ab NADRA kon hai???

Philosophy of BOYS
Flirt with fool girls
Frndship with beautiful girls Contact with rich girls
Love with sincere girls & marriage with
Jese AMMI ki Mrzi@