bastard,manners and shit

there were 3 men one called bastard the other manners and the third called shit. one day the 3 of them were in a car going out , but later they got in a chase with the police . while they were being chased shit jumped out the car and started running ,manners ran after shit and bastard was left,. later bastard got caught by the police. they asked him "" what is your name ?"" he replied ""bastard"" the police said where-s your manners and he said gone to get shit ! he got arrested for being cheecky with the police.