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Nadeem Moti

Ghalti

aik ustad class main kehta hai,-jo jo chahta hai ke us ki biwi chalak ho jaye,woh khada ho jaye-sab bethe rehte hein lekin aik aadmi khada ho jata hai.ustad poochta hai,;tum chahte ho ke tumhari biwi chalak ho jaye-woh aadmi mayusi se beth jata hai aur kehta hai,-nahi,mein samjha aap keh rahe hein --HALAAK--ho jaye.

· 1 Like · Jul 08, 2021 at 20:07
Category: miscellaneous
 
Poetry / Love

Ghazal Noor

Kahani

Kuch dair hamare sath chalo
ham dil ki kahani keh dain gey

samjhy na jise tum ankho se
wo bat zubani keh dein gey

pholon ki tarha jab hontoon py
ik shokh tabasum bikhry ga

dhere se tumhare kanoo mein
ik bat purani keh dein gey

izhar-e-wafa tum kia jano
ikrar-e-wafa tum kia jano

ham zikar karen gey auroo ka
aur apni kahani keh dein gey

· 1 Like · Jul 08, 2021 at 20:07
Category: love
 
Social Wall / Photos

Samreen Anjum

Aey Parwardigar

· 3 Like · Jul 07, 2021 at 15:07
Category: photos
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Shahida Malik

General Musharuff And Vajpayee

General Musharaf, Vajpayee, Madhuri Dixit and Margaret Thatcher are travelling in a train.
The train goes thru a tunnel and it gets completely dark.
Suddenly there is a kissing sound and then a slap!
The train comes out of the tunnel.
The women and Musharaf are sitting there looking perplexed.
Vajpayee is bent over holding his face, which is red from an
apparent slap.

All of them remain diplomatic and nobody says anything.
Thatcher is thinking: These Indians are all crazy after Madhuri.
Vajpayee must have tried to kiss her in the tunnel.Very proper that
she slapped him.
Madhuri is thinking: Vajpayee must have moved to kiss me, and kissed
Margaret instead and got slapped.
Vajpayee is thinking: Damn it, Musharaf must have tried to kiss
Madhuri, she thought it was me and slapped me.
Musharaf is thinking: If this train goes through another tunnel, I
could make another kissing sound and slap Vajpayee again.

· 1 Like · Jul 07, 2021 at 15:07
Category: miscellaneous
 
Quotes / Urdu Quotes

Omar Hassan

Naseehatain

· 5 Like · Jul 07, 2021 at 15:07
Category: urdu-quotes
 
Poetry / 0

Ghazal Noor

Anjany Log

Kuch log anjany hote hain
beghane hote huwe bhi apny hote hain
jin k door hone se katete nhi din raten hamare
paas jab hote hein apne lamhe bhi paraey hote hain
purany makanoo ke entoo ki tarha be rang be boo
tarpate aur satate huwe taluq kia itne pyary hote hain
aftab-e-garoob ki tezi se mit jate hain
jab ham inhain dekhte hain shafaq main kiu nhi hote

· 1 Like · Jul 07, 2021 at 15:07
Category: 0
 
Articles / Featured

Muzammil Shahzad

Hackers Se Bachne K Liye Microsoft Ka Sarifeen Ko Intabah

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· 1 Like · Jul 06, 2021 at 21:07
Category: featured
 
Jokes / Miscellaneous

Saiqa Bukhari

Aak Admi Hear Dreser Say Khata Ha

AAK ADMI HEIR DRESAR KA PASS ATA HA OUR PHUCHTA HA KA KATNI DIR MAIN PHRAG HO GA HEIR DRESAR KHATA HA KA 20 MANITS MAIN TO ADMI CHALA JATA HA OUR DO TEEN ASI TARA PHOCH KAR CHALA JATA HA WAPAS NAHIN ATA HEIR DRASER LARKAY KO KHAHTA HA KA YA ADMI KHAIN JATA HA OUR KHAIN SAY ATA HA LARKA THORI DEER BAD BHAGTA HOWAA ATA HA OUR KHATA HA ATA TU PATA NAHIN KHAIN SAY HA PAR YAHAIN SAY SEEDHA TARAY GHAR JATA HA.

· 1 Like · Jul 06, 2021 at 21:07
Category: miscellaneous
 
Social Wall / Text

Qaisar Mahmood

Na Umeedi

na umeed shakhs har acha mauqa ganwaa deta hai aur pur umeed shakhs pareshani mein bhi mauqa talaash kar laita hai .


· 3 Like · Jul 06, 2021 at 21:07
Category: text
 
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