iJunoon Archives 2018

mobile liye... PCO khatam
mobile aya... torch khatam
mobile liya... ghari khatam
mobile aya... tape recorder khatam
mobile aya... radio khatam
mobile aya... calculator khatam
mobile aya... eid card khatam
mobile aya... camera khatam
aur agar ye mobile aap ki begum ke hath lag gaya tou aap khtam...

Meri Aankhen Kharedo gy?

Bohat Mjbor Halat mein Mujhe Nelam Karni Ha

Koi Mjhse Naqad le le
...
Men thore Daam le lunga

Jo De De Pehli Boli to usi K Naam kr dunga

Mujhe Bazar Wale Keh Rhy Hen Kam Aqal Taajir,

Suno Logo !

Nhi hon Mein koi Hirs Ka Khwaha'n,

Nafa Nuqsan Ki Shatranj nhi Main Khelne Aaya

Bata Paon Tumhen Kese K Kis tashveesh mien Hon Main

Suno Logo!

Bari Mehboob Hen Mujh ko Ye Meri Neem tar Aankhen,

Magr Ab Bechta hun K,

Mein ne ik Khwab dkha ta

Usy Apna Bnane ka
Usy Dil Mei Basane ka

Mujhe us Khwab Ka Tawaan Bharna Hai,

INHAIN NELAAM KARNA HAI

1. kabhi begherat khud phone nahee karega
2. koi kam kaho to foran kahega ho jayega, lekin 1 din ka kaam 10 din tak latkayega
3. zaleel larkion ko shairi aur hamen pathano aur sardaron walay lateefay bheje ga...

"hass mat tu bhi jigar hai apna"

Wohi raaton ki bedari hai ab tak
tamanna ka safar jaari hai ab tak

khyal-e-zabt aur tarq-e-talluq
yehi pathar bohat bhari hai ab tak

akeli chandni raaton main dil ko
sulag uthne ki bemari ha ab tak

abhi pichlay dino jo hum pe guzri
ussi rutt ka nasha taari hai ab tak

1 shakhs ne molvi se poocha
agar namaz parhte hue sher aa jaye to kya namaz jari rakhni chahiye ?
molvi : agar wuzu baqi rahay to jari rakh satke hain

tu ne us morr pe torra ha ta-alluk k jahan
laut sakta nahin koi bhi palat kr jana...

ab ye alam hai k ankhain jo khulain gi apni
yaad aye ga teri deed ka manzar jana...

mujh se mange ga tere ehd-e-mohabbat ka hisab
tere hijraan ka dehakta hua mehshar jana...

yun mere dil k brabar tera gham aya hai
jese sheeshay k mhkabil koi pathar jana...

jese mehtaab ko be-ant samandar chahe
main ne es tor se chaha tujhe aksar jana...

foot baal ke doo khilari baatein kar rahay thay aik bola. mai ne aik din foot baal itni onche pehnki kay poooray doo ghantay baad wapas i. “ dosra bola : yeh to kuch bhi nahi hai mein ne aik din foot baal itni onche pehnki kay woh doo din baad wapas i aur is ke sath aik parchi bhi thi. jis par likha tha kay yeh foot baal aindah chaand par nah aaye .