iJunoon Archives |2015 | February

Teacher : write a note on gandhi jayanti..??
So.. Santa writes gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti.

Teacher : write a note on gandhi jayanti..??
So.. Santa writes gandhi was a great man but maa kasam i dont know who is
Jayanti.

Kbhi zid me tere ho gye,
Kbhi dil ne tje ganwa dia.

Esi kshmakash me rhe sada,
Tu na yaad rkha ya bhula dia.

Kbhi baybasi me hans diye,
Kbhi hansi ne hm ko rula dia.

kbhi phool se rahi dosti
Kbhi hath kanton se mila dia.

Kbhi ek ko apna na kr saky,
Kbhi khud ko sab ka bana dia.

Yun he din guzar gye pyar k,
Kbhi ek khawab khud ko bana liya.

Jo khawab ubrhay in aankhun me,
Unhain ankh mein hi sula dia!!

Teacher: Now, childern if i saw a man beating a donkey & stopped him, what virtue would i be showing?
Student: Brotherly love

teacher to sardar:- name 5 animals living in the water?
sardar:- 1 frog.
teacher:- theek hai hor das?
sardar:- frog da praah,bhen,piyo te maa.

Kabhi kabhi dil chahta hai
k kuch aisa hojae,

papers hon magr
result nah aye

Classes hon magr
teacherz nah aien,

Bus main bethen
College nah aye,

Picnic par jain magr
wapis nah aien,

Gaari chalain magar
petrol nah dalwain,

Kabhi kabhi parhain magr 1st aa jain,

Hafty main 2 din hon
ta keh itwar jaldi aeye.

ek pathan ki girl friend ne poocha
jab hamari mangani hoge tab tum mujhe ring doge?
Pathat:
wai zaroor dega PTCL per MOBILE per