iJunoon Archives |2015 | February

One day Santas Girlfriend asks him, Darling, on our Engagement will you give me a RING?Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.

ek baat bataun raaz ki?
karo us larki se dosti
jiske chehre par ho saadagi
saanson main ho tazgi
chandni ho chand ki
rani ho raat ki
khushbo ho gulab ki
baatein kare pyar ki
nazokh ho mezaj ki
achi ho ekhlaq ki
pabandh ho namaz ki
khidmat kare maa baap ki
aur kahen
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MEI HO SIRF AAP KI

KAANCH Ki CHoORI

Kitni saada,

Kitni pyari,

Kaanch ki choori Jèsi larki,

Collègè k ik kamry mèn Bèthi,

Jany kya kuch soch rahi thi,

Uska hath kalai par tha,

Or wo kuch kuch khofzada thi,

Ab kia hoga?

Main Bhi us k paas hi Bètha,

Usko gaur sè dèkh raha tha,

Main nè uska hath pakra,

Aur pyar sè pucha,

Kiya hai Qissa?


Uski ankhèn Bhèèg gain,

Aur wo dhèèmi si awaz mèn Boli...

Dèkho...Mohsin!!

"Mèri Chorri toot gai~...

MIND : to think for you.
EYES : to look at you.
LIPS : to kiss you.
HANDS : to pray for you.
HEART : to love you.
LEGS : to kick you if you forget me ...!

Faqat ik Bar aao to,

Mèri namnaak ankhon pè,
Apny narm hathon ko,

Ik Baar tum yun rakhna,
K gily shikwy Bhula kr sb,

Main tmhara ho k rèh Jaon,
Tm mèry samny aao Jb,

Tumhèn Baahon mèn lè loon main,
Faqat us èk pal mèn main,

Kai sadiyaan Bita daloon,
Qabl iss k, k sb moti,

Mèri ankhon sè Jharh Jaèn,
Faqat ik Baar galy lag kr,

Mujhy yun tm ronay do,
K sb kuch un-kaha B ho,

Or sb kuch kèh B daloon main,,

Faqat ik Baar aao to~...

A Sardar was passing from a jungle,
A Churail stops him & says:
Hoo Hoo Haa Ha Ha, mai Churail hoon,

Sardar:janta hoon, teri 1 behan mere gharbhi hai:-)

Dil samjhy hai Jannat ka Badal tèri Jawani,
Emaan mèn daaly hai khallal tèri Jawani.


Hai èk hasèèn nazm agr tèra sarapa,
Hai èk karakti si ghazal tèri Jawani.


Aur ankhon k darèèchon mèn Alif_Laila ka manzr,
Baghdaad ka hai koi mèhal tèri Jawani.


Aa pyar ki panghat mèn kisi roz naha lèn,,
Khil uthy gi Manind-E-kanwal tèri Jawani~...

My wife says if I go fishing one more time, she--s
going to leave me. Gosh, I--m going to miss her.