iJunoon Archives 2015

once a sardar calls another sardar on the phone and
says Hi, Main Bol Raha Hoon.
The other sardar replies Kamaal Hain,
Ithe bhi Main Bol Raha Hoon!

Mobile isthemal karne valo ke sazaye.
1). SMS karny per 3 saal qaid.
2). Call karny per 10 saal qaid.
3). Miss call karny per 15 saal qaid.
Per GABRAO MAT tum jasay kanjuso ke leye koi saza nahi.
Ha Ha Ha Ha.....

Magroor Hi Sahi Mujhe Achcha Bahut Laga,
Ajnabi To Tha Magar Apna Bahut Laga,


Sehra Mein Jo Jee Raha Tha Dirya Dili Ke Saath,
Dekha Jo Gor Se To Woh Pyasa Bahut Laga,


Wo JisKe Dam kadam Se Thin Basti Ki Ronnakein,
Basti Ujad Gayi To Akela Bahut Laga,


Lipta Hua Kehar Mein Khizan Ka Chaand,
Maile Libas Mein Bhi Woh Pyara bahut Laga,


Resham Pehan Ke Bhi Meri kimat Na Barh Saki,
Khaddar Bhi Uske Jism Par Mehnga Bahut Laga,


Jab Aaine Pe Meri Saans Jum Gayi,
MujhKo Khud Apna Aaks Bhi Dhundla Bahut Laga.

What a FRIEND is - A tissue when you can’t stop crying. A shoulder when
you feel like dying. Always listens when have something to say. A week
when you need just a day. A crutch you have a broken heart. Some glue when
everything falls apart. A sun when rain just won’t stop. A phone call when
you can’t leave the home. A hand when you feel all alone. A wing if you
want to fly. Understands without knowing why. An ear for secret to fall. A
aspirin when your head hurts like hell. A FRIEND is a true love that can
never let go. A FRIEND is you & I wanted you to know.
Lets hope that we will meet again and enjoy the company of each other again.

Shayad main zindagi ki sehar leke aa gaya,
Kaatil ko aaj apne hi ghar le ke aa gaya,

Ta umar dhoondta raha manzil main ishq ki,
Anjaam ye k gard-e-safar le ke aa gaya,

Nashtar hai mere haath mein kaandhon pe maiqada,
Lo main ilaaj-e-dard-e-jigar le ke aa gaya,

"Faakir" sanam kade mein na aata main lot kar,
Ek zakhm bhar gaya tha idhar le ke aa gaya.

our friendship is idle. you happy i happy. you sad i sad. you laught i laught. you cry i cry you jumped out of the window, i look down and cry oh wakho pagal na chall mar dati.

Main tujhe bhool kar bhi bhoolu to kaise,
Tu to meri yaadon mein hai,

Teri tasveer meri aankho mein hai,
Ab main kisi or ko dekhoon bhi kaise,

To to mere khawaabo mein hai,
kisi or ko sochu kaise,

Tu aasma ke us paar hai,
Main tere paoon ki dehliz tak pahuchoon kaise.

A MAN ASK TO SARDAR GEE
WHEN YOU FEEL COLD WHAT YOU DO
SARDAR GEE: I SEAT NEAR THE HEATER
MAN IF YOU FEEL MORE COLDNESS
SARDAR GEE I START(ON) THE HEATER