iJunoon Archives 2015

Jaise Chaand ke paas Taare anek hain


Par har Taare ke paas sirf Chand ek hai


Waise hi Aapke paas Dost anek hain


Par Humare paas sirf Aap ek hain

Teacher: -- I killed a person--
convert this sentence in future tense! Sardar: The future tense is You will go to jail .

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Dukh Dena To Shayad Uski Fitrat Mein Shamil Hai
Maira Ye Zarf Hai Ke Usey Sajdon Mein Bhi Dua Doon

Meri Rooh Tak To Uske Hisaar Mein Hai
Main Is Say Badh Kar Usey Aur Kya Doon?

Woh Shakhs Ke Qadam Qadam Per Karta Rahe Munafqat
Magar Main Chahon Ke Usey Umer Bhar Ki Wafa Doon

Mairi Khushiyon Ki Qaatil Bhi Wohi Hai Lekin
Dil Nahi Manta Ke Usey Koi Saza Doon

Dhadakti Hai Dil Ban Kar Seney Mein Woh
Tum Hi Kaho Kaise Main Usko Bhula Doon

Faaslon Ne Bhatka Diya Hai Woh Aise To Na Thee
Maire Qareeb Kabhi Aaye To Mohabbat Ki Pukar Bana Doon !!

A Sardar ji(photographer) : Focusing a dead body--s face in funeral ceremony, suddenly all relatives beat him...!!
Why?
He said SMILE PLEASE!!!

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Yaad har pal teri aaye
Mere sapno ko sajaye
Raato ki neendein uraaye
Tere pyar me dil ye gaaye

Jab bi tu nazre churaye
Roake hum aansoo bahaye
Har khushi dil me samaye
Jab bi tum mere paas aaye

Raath bar so na paye
Saath hum thujko hi paye
Ek pal ke liye na jaye
Tere bin jiyaa na jaye

Har gali saath hoon tumhare
Aae tu aaye bahar aaye
Ek ho apna nazar aaye
Ab yehi duaa hamari

A Sardar ji(photographer) : Focusing a dead body--s face in funeral ceremony, suddenly all relatives beat him...!!
Why?
He said SMILE PLEASE!!!

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abdulbasitnizamani@yahoo.com

Sardar Gambles
Surjit Singh saw that his friend Baljit Singh was very depressed.
What happened ? asked Surjit.
Yaar, I lost Rs. 800 in a bet yesterday .
How come ?
Well, yesterday, the one-day match between India and England was being shown live on TV.
I bet Rs.500 that India would win, but I lost the bet.
But thats only Rs. 500, where did the rest go ?
Yaar, I bet on the highlights too

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Rehte hain saath saath main aur meri tanhai
Karte hain raaz ki baat main aur meri tanhai

Din to guzar hi jata hai logon ki bheed main
Karte hain basar raat main or meri tanhai

Saanson ka kya bharosa kab chor jaye saath
Lekin rahenge saath main aur meri tanhai

Aaye na tumhe yaad kabhi bhool kar bhi hum
Karte hain tumhe yaad main aur meri tanhai

Aa ke paas kyun door ho gaye hum se
Karte hain teri talash main aur meri tanhai

Tum ko rakhenge saath zeenat bana kay ghar ki
Reh jain phir na tanha main aur meri tanhai