iJunoon Archives |2014 | October

Aik sardar hamesha apne mobile k sath aik kenchi bhi rakhta tha.kisi ne pocha

Sardar g!ai keri science kendi ay?

Sardar: O yara kadi kadi call katni v pe jandi ay!!!

Whatever you may do - either good or do bad, people'll always have something to say; and that too, negative!

Good Night!

Santa at an Art Gallery: I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call Modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!

Pappu: My teacher is really crazy.

Pinky: What did she do?

Pappu: She keeps talking to her imaginary friend named 'Class'!

May I hold your hand for the whole life?

It is your hand which fills the spaces of my hands.

British boy: You look beautiful today,love.
American boy: Yo ass is kickin.

Be thankful for the bad things in life. For they opened your eyes to the good things you weren't paying attention to before!

Keep your head in the clouds...

You'll be the first to know when it rains;

And in best position to see the silver lining!

Celebrations wallpapers