iJunoon Archives |2014 | October

Aik pathan Se kisi ne poucha keh yaar tum ne apnq bucha karachi or dosra lahore Kiun Bheja?
pathan replied?
Hakomat kehti hy bachoun k darmiyan waqfa acha hota hai

A doctor implanted a new ear in a patient.

Man: Wat u did 2 me, you gave me a woman`s ear.

Doctor: It makes no difference, both r d same.

Man: No, it does. Now I can hear everything but understand nothing.

You can't have a relationship without any fights, but you can make your relationship worth the fight!

Nina Dobrev wallpapers

Every tear is a sign of cutting onions;

Every silence is a sign of zero balance;

Every smile is a sign of daily brushing!

Life is so simple. Don't make it complex with difficult explanations!

Jeeto: You don't love me at all.

Santa points towards their five children and says: Do you think I downloaded them from Google.

One of the joys in life is waking up each day with a message that reminds you that somewhere, someone cares enough to send a warm morning greeting!

Good morning and enjoy the day!