iJunoon Archives |2012 | March

Jab se howa hai pyar dil bass mein nahin ho raha hai
Sab ho raha hai minus, kuch pluss mein nahin ho raha hai

Aap ke pyar ka ajab sa jadu chaa geya hai
carbon dioxide bahar ja raha hai, na oxygen andar arha hai

Ek Ladki thee Diwani see,
Tendulkar per wo Martee Thee,
Chori chori, chupke chupke Bhajji ko
Chitthiyaan Likha Karti Thee,
Nazren jhuka ke, Sharma ke,
Gauti se baatein karti thee,
Kabhi kabhi zulfein bikherke,
Viru ki galiyon se Guzarti thee,
Kuchh kehna tha shayad usko Raina se,
par Maahi se wo darti thee,
Jab bhi milti thi Yuvi se,
bas yehi poochha karti thi kay,

Kameeno, Koi Series kab Jeetoge???

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Mgr Phr B

1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta

ap mere Lakhon Doston Mn Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Ho!
Smjay Theepay K Moo Waly.

Khud ko kar kanjoos itna
k har sms bhejne se pehle,,

Service Center wala call kr k khud puche'?

BHAi Pakka ?
Bhejna hy na

k
'Sending Fail '
kar doon..

Aik Murghi ka Kawway se rishta ho gaya,
.
Jab Murghay ko pata chala, to wo Murghi k paas gaya or Bola:
.
Mujh men kya kami hai? Smart hoon, Kawway se zyada khoobsurat hun, Tumhari biradari ka hun,
Meri awaz pooray sheher men goonjti hai.
Murghon ki Union ka President hun'
.
Murghi:
Main tumhare jazbaat ki qadar karti hun,
.
Lekin!!
Amma Abba ki khwahish hai k Larka Air Force men ho ;-)

Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing..
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Larka Larki Men Horahi Thi Kissing..
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Abhi Aap Chotey Ho Is Liye..
'Some Text Missing'..:-D

Likhna Parhna chhad de bandeya, Nekiyan te rakh aass'
Chuk Chaadar tey soja bandya Rab karey ga pass '!!!
.
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Students ka sufiana kalam

Tere Hathoun k taqadus ka Khyaal Ata hai
Warna Yasu Panju ma to hum Maaf Kia Nahi Kartay

Once A Keera saw a piece of Gurr,

He went to eat it,

But

On the way he saw a keeri,

He left the Gurr & went with keeri.

MORAL:
*Gurr nalo ishq mitha*;-