iJunoon Archives |2012 | March

If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I'll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from

Hurry up. fill in the blanks with "HAAN" or "NAHI"

1.__________main insan nahi hu

2.__________main hi bewakuf hu

3.__________mera koi ilaaj nahi

4.__________main pagal hi hu

Yar tumhara number ka kya problem hai?



mai ne abhi call ki tu operator boli









"wellcome 2 jungle aap ka matloba

bandar darakhat se ulta latka hua hai

plz try later.!

Sher:O Budhe ruk,muje tra khun pina he,







Budha-kisi jawan admi ka piyo!



Uska khun garam hoga.



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Sher:nhi aj mera coldDrink pine ka mud hee.

"BAT TO SACH HE MAGAR....."



*hujom me kai sar hote hai lekin dimag nai hote.

*3aurto me raz rehsakta he basharte k in me se 2inteqal karchu ki ho.

*tajruba behtarin ustad he lekin is ustad ki fic bohut ziyada he.

*agar aap kisi bewaqof ki shikal nai dekhna chahte to sab se pahle apna aaina tordena chahiye."

AAP aur PEPSI may 3 cheezain same hain. 1. Sab ko pasand ho 2. Dono sweet ho Aur 3. Dono may damagh ki jaga dhakan laga hay: Hahahahahaha

1 Admi ne Hotal k Room mai Computer dekha to socha kBV ko Mail kr doon.
Jaaldi mai mail Ghalat Address pr Send hogaee.
Jis Orat ko Mail maili us k Shohar ka 2 din pehly inteqal hua tha.
Mail Parhty hi Orat Behosh hogaee,Likha tha Begum Me Kheriyat se Pohunch Gya hoon Idhar Net b Mojud he,Jaga Choti Pr Shandaar Hai,Thandi Thandi Hawa Jannat Ka Maza Deti Hai.Dhool Matti Nhi Hai,Mene Jo White Kaprre Pehne Thy Wo Ab Tk White Hian,Kal Hi Tumhy B Blwa Lun Ga.....

*~~InShaLLaH~~*

Biwi to her shohar'.
Suno ji mainay aaj ap kay pasand ki cheaz banai hai ap kha kar khush hojao gay'.
Pathan replied'
O g kia pakaya hai'.??
Wife replied'
'.
'.
Naswar kay koftay

70% girl sweet hoti hen,
75% beautiful,
85% intelligent,
90% masoom,


&


100% pyari hoti hen,

kul mila kar

70+75+85+90+100=sab ki sab 420 hoti hen