iJunoon Archives |2012 | March

Why I Hate C.I.D :(

An Example:
LADY: Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

DAYA: Kya? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha?

LADY: Han, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

ABHIJEET: Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai Tha???

LADY: Ha Sir...Wo Mera Bhai Tha.

ACP: My God, Iska Matlab, Tum RAHUL Ki Bahen Ho ...

Shehr-e-Kheyal-o-Khwab Mein Abad Ho Gaya,
Itna Ussey Parha Ke Mujhe Yaad Ho Gaya.
.
Main Aaj Tak Hoon Jiss Ke Faraib-o-Hisar Mein,
Woh Aur He Kisi Ka Mere Baad Ho Gaya.
.
Apni To Sari Umer Aseeri Mein Katt Gayi,
Jiss Ne Bhi Haar Maan Li Azad Ho Gaya.
.
Pehle To Paniyon Se Rahi Guftagu Apni,
Phir Yoon Howa Ke Ayena Ijad Ho Gaya....!!

When things turn out
bad and your strength is
no longer enough to carry them.
You must never give up,
cause when your strength ends,
my worth is your friend begins.

A FaCT :

When you are up in life,
Your friends get to know who you are.

But

When you are down in life,
You get to know who your friends are...

Roses are exclusively for
a nice person like U
from a simple person like ME
keep this rose until they DRY,
but keep my friendship untill I DIE.

A line said by a frnd 2 his Frnd
aftr both got busy in their livz
&
did'n contct each other.
"Missd ur smile a lot.
bt,I missd my own smile more".
:-)

Being ur friend is my gift.
Missing U is my bad luck.
Disturbing U with SMS is my way of thinking u.
but keeping our friendship is my aim.!

Ur friendship has become my "HABIT" Even if u take out H,
'a bit' remains.Take out A, still 'bit' remains.Finally take out B,
stil "it" remains

Whether U are Sleeping
Or
Playing Kabaddi

Whether U are Clean
Or
Muddy

Whether U Walk
Or
Drive a Gaddi

You will Always be
My Dost
&
My Buddy

Friend is one WHO
"F" inds u in a
"R"ush of people
"I"nspires u to do somthng in life, catch ur
"E"motions &
"N"ever leaves u till
"D"eath.

FRIENDSHIP means
To Feel someone in every HEARTBEAT
To Find someone in every THOUGHT
To See someone with clozd EYES
n
To MISS someone widout any Reaso

Don't love a friend who hurts u.
Don't hurt a friend who loves u.
Sacrifice everything for a friend.
But don't sacrifice a friend for anything.

" S T R A N G E "
The First Symptom
Of LOVE
In A Young Man Is
Shyness,
The First In A Woman Is,
It's Boldness ...

Love is possible after friendship,
but
friendship is not possible after love!

U know Y?

Because medicines work before death,
later nothing can cure.

A cute LOVE STORY
Girl:am I prety?
Boy"NO"
Girl:do u want 2 live wid me?
Boy:"NO"
Girl:wil u cry if i leave?
Boy:"NO"
The girl got hurt n started to cry
The boy pulled her close 2 him n said
U r not pretty
but
beautiful
I dnt want 2 liv wid u
but
liv 4 u
If u leave me i dnt cry
but
DIE.

App Mujhay
Aik jaga
Se bohat
Pyare
Lagtay hain.?

Malooum hai kahan Se ?

DOOR SE

Girl to riksha wala :
Q bhai jaye ga ?
Riksha Wala : Zaroor Jaye ga, abhi abhi to Oil lga kar khara kia hai
.
.
Girl : to phir Ghuma kar peechay le loo

Boy:
Aj kaisa Feel kar rahi ho?
Girl:
Kal rat to hadd he ho gaye, Uff 2 ghantay! meri to jaan he nikal gaye
Saaray kapray geelay ho gae
Pehlay to aik ghanta kartay thay
Magar kal to pooray 2 ghantay tak saans he nahi aaye
1 Ghanta bhe buhat tha
.
.
.
.
.
ye 2 Ghantay ki Load Shedding to jaan he nikal leti hai

BHARWA
.
BHARWA
BHARWA
BHARWA
jaldi jaldi petrol BHARWA lo halat ka kuch pata nahi
.
.
.
.
Tum Kya Samjhy Thay .. =P

Teacher says,
.
Agar apna
character acha
karna chahte ho to
apni har teacher ko
maa samjho
.
.
.
.
.
Student :
per miss is se hamary papa ka character kharab hoga.

Pehly bahon main uthana,
.
Phir kiss kerna,
.
Phir bed per letana,
.
Pher tangain uthana,
.
Uf
.
Kitna
.
Mushkil hay,
.
Bachay ko pamper pehnana.