iJunoon Archives |2010 | April

ISHQ da jisnu khwaab aa janda ae,
waqt samjho khraab aa janda ae,
mehboob aave ya na aave
par taare ginan da hisaab aa janda ae!

A senior citizen was driving down the freeway, this car phone rang. Answering, he heard this wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on 280. Please be careful!" "heck", said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!"

SMS=Sania Mirza Shadi

SMS=Shoaib Malik Shadi

Ab India Hum Se Hamesha Sir Jhuka Kar Baat Karega.
Kyon K Hum Larkay Walay Hain.
GEO Shoaib Malik

Santa:
Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki

Banta:
That's Great Yaar..

Usne Kya Kahaa..??

Santa:
Usne Kaha WRONG NUMBER

Jaldi TV Lagao
Shoaib Malik Ko Maar Dia Hai
Sania Mirza Ki Adaon
Ne.

Aaaj me apnay computer se sania mirza ki sari hot tasweeren delete kar raha hoo q k ab wo meri bhabi ban gai hai

DOOB MARRO Nikammo

Shoaib Malik Ne
India Ki Bachi Phansa Li Hai.

Or Tumse

Abhi Tak

Muhallay Ki Set Nahi Ho Rahi

Ye Sania Mirza Ne
Mujhe SMS kiya Hai.

K Pyar to Mai Tumse Karti Hon.
Shoaib Malik Se Shadi To Pakistan aakar tum se milnay ka Ek Bahana Hai.

Kisi ko Batna Mat.

Pakistan Ne India Ki Ek Larki Hasil Kar Li Hai.

Lekin

Hamara Badla Abhi Poora Nahi Hua Hai.

Hamari Next Demand:

Humain Apne

Shahid Afridi K Liye

Shahid Kapoor Chahiye

Ye Sms itna Aam Kar dou k Shoaib Malik Tak Pohanch Jaye!

Shoaib bhai Mujhy Maaf Karna,

Mujhy Pata Nahi Tha k

Sania Aap ki Dulhan Bane Gi.

Main Sania Bhabi Ko Buri Nazar Se Dekhta Tha.

Ho Saky To Maaf Kar Dena.

Salam! Main Ye Sim OFF Kar Raha Hon.

Is Par Mujhe Bohat Calls Aur SMS Aa Rahy Hain.

Log Tang Karte Hain.

Poochtay Hain K

Aapne Sania Mirza Ko Kyon Chhor Diya?

Breaking News:
Shoaib Malik Aur Sania Mirza Ki Shadi K Baad.

KATRINA KAIF Ne Mujh Par Dabao Daalna Shuru Kar Diya Hai.

K Kab Shadi Karo gy Mujh Se

Agar Aapka Parrosi Aapke Pani Main Rukawat Dalay.

Ya

Aapke Gharelo Muamlaat Main Dakhal Andazi Kary.

To Uski Larki Utha Lo.

Allama Shoaib Malik

Shoiab Malik Ne Ye Sabit Kar Diya Faraz,

Bachi Chahay India Ki Ho Ya USA Ki,

Phansany Ki Maharat Hum Pakistani Rakhtay Hain

shoaib malik sania mirza se shadi kr k pakistan la raha hai..

.

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mein b soch raha hun k ab katrina ko b ly aaon

Ye Keh Kar India Ne Pakistan Ka Paani Khol Diya Faraz
K Hum Larki Ki Susraal Ka Pani Nahi Peetay

Quid e Millat: Mohammad Ali Jinnah

Shaheed e Millat: Rana Liaqat ALI Khan

Madar e Millat: Fatima Jinnah



Aur ab

Bhabi e Millat

Sania Mirza