iJunoon Archives |2009 | April
Sms / Funny

Phansi

Police: tumhe kal subha paanch baje phansi dedi jae gi
Pathan : hahahahah mein to uthta hi 11 baje hon
Pathan : hahahahah mein to uthta hi 11 baje hon
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Apr 24, 2009 at 09:04
Category: funny
Sms / Islamic

Jannat Kitni Door He??

Kis ne Nabi karem SalAllah Alaihi Wasallam se pocha jannat kitni door hai
Aap SalAllah Alaihi Wasallam ne farmaya 2 qadam par Aik qadam nafs pe rakho dosra jannat mein hoga
Aap SalAllah Alaihi Wasallam ne farmaya 2 qadam par Aik qadam nafs pe rakho dosra jannat mein hoga
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Apr 24, 2009 at 09:04
Category: islamic
Tags: Jannat
Sms / Ghazal

Mosam

sabhi udas mosam he kabhi milne chale aao
Dukhon me ham to gum sum hai kabhi milne chale aao
tumhare paas tou hon gi zamane bhar ki khushian
hamaray paas tou bas tum ho kabhi milne chale aao
tmhari yaad ab dil ko bohat takleef deti hein
k ab ankhen bhi purnam hain kabhi milne chale aao
Dukhon me ham to gum sum hai kabhi milne chale aao
tumhare paas tou hon gi zamane bhar ki khushian
hamaray paas tou bas tum ho kabhi milne chale aao
tmhari yaad ab dil ko bohat takleef deti hein
k ab ankhen bhi purnam hain kabhi milne chale aao
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Apr 24, 2009 at 09:04
Category: ghazal
Sms / Shairi

Jawab

Mein chahta hi nah tha lajawab karna use
warna jawab mere paas us k har sawal ka tha
us ki jeet se hoti he khushi mujh ko
ye hi jawab mere paas apni haar ka tha
warna jawab mere paas us k har sawal ka tha
us ki jeet se hoti he khushi mujh ko
ye hi jawab mere paas apni haar ka tha
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Apr 24, 2009 at 09:04
Category: shairi
Sms / Shairi

Pyar

Wo zindagi ki thakawat utaar deta hai
Milae aankh tou dunia sawar deta hai
Juda hone lga tou kaha us ne inksari se...
Tammam umar bhla kon pyar deta hai..!!
Milae aankh tou dunia sawar deta hai
Juda hone lga tou kaha us ne inksari se...
Tammam umar bhla kon pyar deta hai..!!
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Apr 24, 2009 at 09:04
Category: shairi
Sms / Ghazal

Muzammil Shahzad
Abi Kuch Dair Baaki Hai

Abi kuch der baki hy!!
Khizan k beet jany may
gulun k muskurany may
Khushi k geet gany may
Baharun k zamany may
Abi kuch der baki hy..
Ma tm ko bhol jaonga
Na tm ko yad aonga
Ma tm sy dor reh kr bi
Tmhy G k dikhaonga
Tmhy malom hy liken
Ye sb ma kr na paonga
K tm ko bhol jany may...
Abi kch der baki hy...
Khizan k beet jany may
gulun k muskurany may
Khushi k geet gany may
Baharun k zamany may
Abi kuch der baki hy..
Ma tm ko bhol jaonga
Na tm ko yad aonga
Ma tm sy dor reh kr bi
Tmhy G k dikhaonga
Tmhy malom hy liken
Ye sb ma kr na paonga
K tm ko bhol jany may...
Abi kch der baki hy...
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Apr 24, 2009 at 07:04
Category: ghazal
Sms / Shairi

Mansoor
Aye Muqaddar

A Muqaddar Mujhe Tarsaye Ga Akhir Keb Tek
Ya Meri Baat Samajh, Ya Mujhe PagaL ker De
Ya Meri Baat Samajh, Ya Mujhe PagaL ker De
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Apr 16, 2009 at 08:04
Category: shairi
Sms / Shairi

Mansoor
Khuwahish

us ki khwaahish hai k aangann main utaarey sooraj
bhool beytha he keh khud mom ka ghar rakhta hai
bhool beytha he keh khud mom ka ghar rakhta hai
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Apr 16, 2009 at 08:04
Category: shairi
Tags: Khuwahish
Sms / Shairi

Mansoor
Hathoon Ki Lakirain

Meray Hathoon Ki Lakeeron Main Yah AAIB Chupa Hai MOHSIN
Main Jiss Shaks Ko Chhoh LooN woh Mera Nahi Rehta..!!
Main Jiss Shaks Ko Chhoh LooN woh Mera Nahi Rehta..!!
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Apr 16, 2009 at 08:04
Category: shairi
Sms / Shairi

Mansoor
Aansoo

Woh Hairaan Hain Hamaray Zabt Peh Keh Do Qateel In Say
Jo Daman Pey Nahi Girtaa, Woh AanSoO Dil Peh Girta Hay !!
Jo Daman Pey Nahi Girtaa, Woh AanSoO Dil Peh Girta Hay !!
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Apr 16, 2009 at 08:04
Category: shairi
Sms / Shairi

Mansoor
Bewafai

hum ne us sy bewafai ka matlab pucha tha faraz
us ne kaha thehro..! oor phir looat kr nahi aaya
us ne kaha thehro..! oor phir looat kr nahi aaya
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Apr 16, 2009 at 08:04
Category: shairi
Sms / Shairi

Mansoor
Nasihat

Kal thakey haarey parindon ne Nasihat ki mujhe....
Shaam dhal jaye tou Mohsin Tum bhi ghar ko Jaya karo....
Shaam dhal jaye tou Mohsin Tum bhi ghar ko Jaya karo....
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1 Like ·
Apr 16, 2009 at 08:04
Category: shairi
Sms / Funny

F S
To Live A Life

To live a life, one needs brains, reflex, perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of ______expression & many more mental
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them
qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them
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Apr 08, 2009 at 15:04
Category: funny
Sms / Naughty Insult

Gosipsms
Bandar

Beta bola ""papa papa mujhe bandar dekhna hai"".
Papa bole, ""Nahi bete, abhi nahi"".
""Papa kyon ?"" ..........
""Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai""
Papa bole, ""Nahi bete, abhi nahi"".
""Papa kyon ?"" ..........
""Bete abhi bandar SMS padh raha hai""
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Apr 08, 2009 at 15:04
Category: naughty-insult
Sms / Golden Words

Manish
Love

LOVE IS THE FIELD OF BATTLE WHERE NO ONE WINS OR LOSE BUT BOTH R RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING.........
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Apr 08, 2009 at 11:04
Category: golden-words
Sms / Dard

Murad
Poetry

Nah jany ospy itna yaqeen keon hy???
Oska hr eik khayaal haseen keon hy???
Kehty hen Pyaar ka dard metha hota hy...
Phir aankh sy Nikla ansoo Namkeen keon hy....?????....????
Oska hr eik khayaal haseen keon hy???
Kehty hen Pyaar ka dard metha hota hy...
Phir aankh sy Nikla ansoo Namkeen keon hy....?????....????
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Apr 07, 2009 at 07:04
Category: dard
Tags: Poetry
Sms / Islamic
Muzammil Shahzad
Quran E Pak
? QURAN-E-PAK MEIN ?
?ALIF? 48872
?BA? 11228
?TA? 1199
?SA? 1276
?JEEM? 3273
?HA? 973
?KHA? 2416
?DAAL? 5642
?ZAAL? 4697
?RA? 11793
?ZA? 1590
?SEEN? 5891
?SHEEN? 2253
?SUAD? 2013
?ZUAD? 1607
?TUAN? 1274
?ZUAN? 842
?AAEIN? 92200
?GHAEIN?2208
?FA? 8499
?QAAF? 6813
?KAAF? 9522
?LAAM? 3432
?MEEM? 26535
?NOON? 26560
?WAO? 2556
?HA? 1907
?LAAM ALIF?3720
?HAMZA? 4115
?YAA? 25919
BAAR AYA HAI.
?ALIF? 48872
?BA? 11228
?TA? 1199
?SA? 1276
?JEEM? 3273
?HA? 973
?KHA? 2416
?DAAL? 5642
?ZAAL? 4697
?RA? 11793
?ZA? 1590
?SEEN? 5891
?SHEEN? 2253
?SUAD? 2013
?ZUAD? 1607
?TUAN? 1274
?ZUAN? 842
?AAEIN? 92200
?GHAEIN?2208
?FA? 8499
?QAAF? 6813
?KAAF? 9522
?LAAM? 3432
?MEEM? 26535
?NOON? 26560
?WAO? 2556
?HA? 1907
?LAAM ALIF?3720
?HAMZA? 4115
?YAA? 25919
BAAR AYA HAI.
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1 Like ·
Apr 03, 2009 at 13:04
Category: islamic
Tags: Quran






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