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Teacher...Pappu What Would You Choose Between Brain And Money?
Pappu ...Money
Teacher... I would prefer Brain

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Pappu... Well Everybody prefers what they dont have

Muhabbat Is Tarah Jaisay Gulaabii Titliyon K Par
Muhabbat Zindagi Ki Jabien Naz Ka Jhoomer
Muhabbat Arzoo Ki Seep Ka Anmol Sa Gohar
Muhabbat Aas Ki Is Dhoop Mein Umeed Ki Chadar
Muhabbat Hai Teri Palkeen
Teri Ankhain , Teri Baten
Muhabbat Hai Tumahray Hijr Ki Aur Wasal Ki Raatain
Muhabbat Hai Teri Dharkan
Muhabbat Hai Teri Sansen
Muhabbat Teri Khamoshi
Tumhari Baat Jaisi Hai
Muhabbat Ko Agar Samjhoo
Tumhari Zaat Jaisi Hai

Police:
Hamen Aap K Ghar Ki Talashi Leni Hai,
Pata chala Hai k Ap K Ghar Men Khatarnak Bomb Hai
Admi:
Khabar To Pakki Hai

Magar Abhi Woh Maikay Gai Hui hai :-D

kitni muddat baad tumhari yaad aai hai
yun lagta hai jaisay dil yeh ruk jaye ga
yun lagta hai jaisay ankhain
apnay saaray ansu ro kar
bilkul banjar ho jayen gi
yun lagta hai jaisay pichaly mousam phir say lout aaye hain
janan yeh dil khush rehnay kay
tour tareeqay bhool chuka hai
is par aisay yaad ki dastak
yun lagta hai jaisay dil par
aik qiyamat guzar rahi ho
koi tufaaan aan khara ho
jaisay aik akeli nao
beech bhanwar kay aan phansi ho
yun lagta hai jaisay sapnay
aik haqeeqat ban baithy hon
itni muddat baad tumhari yaad aai hai
soch raha hon kya is ki tazeem karoon mein
palkon pr, ashqo kay deep jala laita hon
dil kay ujrre aangan ko mehka laita hon
dil kehta hai phir khud ko taqseem karoon mein
itni mddt baad tumhari yaad aai hai
yun lagta hai jaisay pichaly mousam phir say lout aaye hon

"Light travels faster than sound,
"So we see lightning 1st than hear the thunder!"
Pathan:
"No Sir, You are absolutely wrong,"

"When power goes off, we switch on generator,
"1st sound comes then comes light ;-) :-P

meraa wada yeh hai tum say
tumhein itna mein chahoon ga
k duniya mein kahin par bhi
muhabbat kay hawalay say
kabhi jo baat niklay gi
humhara naam aaye ga